“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” Goes Off at EWF HQ in New York City
Pyro’s go off at the stage.
Michael Cole: Welcome everybody to EWF at HQ in New York City I’m Michael Cole alongside Tazz.
Tazz: EWF making its debut tonight, in a special broadcast in which our rosters are to be defined, now to our ring announcer Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel is standing in the centre of a ring, with a box, and the entire EWF roster on the outside of the ring.
Howard Finkel: Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to EWF special debut as tonight the two owners will each take control of either of EWF shows, Monday Night Chaos or Thursday Showdown, and tonight they will draft superstars to identify their roster. Introducing first, he is joint-partner of EWF, Shane McMahon.
Here Comes the Money Goes Off-Crowd Cheer-Shane enters the ring.
Shane McMahon: Now just before you introduce the co-owner, I have a few things to say. Firstly dad, thank you, you taught me all about the wrestling business and that is why EWF exists, secondly the EWF promotion will be like no other promotion around and I’ll be sure you all will enjoy.
Howard Finkel: Introducing Next, joint-partner of EWF, Paul Heyman
ECW Goes Off-Crowd Cheer-Paul enters the ring
Paul Heyman: Now like Shane just said EWF is like no other promotion in Wrestling, and we promises you that this promotion is going to set the Wrestling world alight.
Howard Finkel: Now Gentleman, required first you both are to choose a show in which you will manage, so Shane, can you choose your show.
Shane Puts His Hand Inside a Box
Shane McMahon: Fink, I will be manager of Showdown.
Howard Finkel: Therefore Making Paul Heyman manager of Chaos. Paul Heyman, you get the first picks of the draft, you are required to pick out a superstar the box, then Shane you do exactly the same until the draft is complete.
Paul Heyman Puts His Hand Into the Box
Paul Heyman: Chaos have drawn “The Animal” Batista
Shane McMahon Picks
Shane McMahon: Showdown have “The Next Big Thing” Brock Lesnar
Paul Heyman: Kurt Angle
Shane McMahon: Chris Benoit
Paul Heyman: “The Legend Killer” Randy Orton
Shane McMahon: John Cena
Paul Heyman: “Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels
Shane McMahon: Edge
Paul Heyman: Shelton Benjamin
Shane McMahon: “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles
Paul Heyman: “Y2J” Chris Jericho
Shane McMahon: “Latino Heat” Eddie Guerrero
Paul Heyman: “Mr. Monday Night” Rob Van Dam
Shane McMahon: Rey Mysterio
Paul Heyman: “The Monster” Abyss
Shane McMahon: “Captain Charisma” Christian
Paul Heyman: “The Man Beast” Rhyno
Shane McMahon: Val Venis
Paul Heyman: Sandman
Shane McMahon: William Regal
Paul Heyman: Sabu
Shane McMahon: Charlie Haas
Paul Heyman: Tommy Dreamer
Shane McMahon: Ron Killings
Paul Heyman: Low Ki
Shane McMahon: Marty Jannetty
Paul Heyman: “The Worlds Most Dangerous Man” Ken Shamrock
Shane McMahon: The Hurricane
Paul Heyman: Tajiri
Shane McMahon: Akio
Paul Heyman: Billy Kidman
Shane McMahon: Paul London
Paul Heyman: “The Playa of the Himalaya” Sonjay Dutt
Shane McMahon: “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels
Paul Heyman: C.M. Punk
Shane McMahon: Petey Williams
Paul Heyman: Essa Rios
Shane McMahon: Frankie “The Future” Kazarian
Paul Heyman: Lance Storm
Shane McMahon: Psicosis
Paul Heyman: Americas Most Wanted
Shane McMahon: Juventud Guerrera
Paul Heyman: Hardy Boyz
Shane McMahon: Chavo Guerrero
Paul Heyman: The Naturals
Shane McMahon: MNM
Paul Heyman: Trish Stratus
Shane McMahon: Dudley Boyz
Paul Heyman: Lita
Shane McMahon: Briscoe Brothers
Paul Heyman: Victoria
Shane McMahon: Melina
Paul Heyman: Alexis Laree
Shane McMahon: Tracy Brooks
Howard Finkel: Now the rosters of Chaos and Showdown are as follows:
Chaos:
Batista
Kurt Angle
Randy Orton
Shawn Michaels
Shelton Benjamin
Chris Jericho
Rob Van Dam
Abyss
Rhyno
Sandman
Sabu
Tommy Dreamer
Low Ki
Ken Shamrock
Tajiri
Billy Kidman
Sonjay Dutt
C.M. Punk
Essa Rios
Lance Storm
Chris Harris
James Storm
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Andy Douglas
Chase Stevens
Trish Stratus
Lita
Victoria
Alexis Laree
Showdown:
Brock Lesnar
Chris Benoit
John Cena
Edge
AJ Styles
Eddie Guerrero
Rey Mysterio
Christian
Val Venis
William Regal
Charlie Haas
Ron Killings
Marty Jannetty
The Hurricane
Akio
Paul London
Christopher Daniels
Petey Williams
Frankie Kazarian
Psicosis
Juventud Guerrera
Chavo Guerrero
Joey Mercury
Johnny Nitro
Bubba Ray Dudley
D-Von Dudley
Jay Briscoe
Mark Briscoe
Melina
Tracy Brooks
Howard Finkel: Now before the managers of both shows leave to prepare for the debut of Monday Night Chaos, Championship Belts for each Show have to be issued.
8 Security Guards Come Down to Ringside with Briefcases
Howard Finkel: On the Chaos Brand there will be the EWF World Heavyweight Title, EWF Hardcore Title, EWF Tag Titles and EWF Women’s Title.
Titles are displayed
Howard Finkel: On the Showdown Brand there will be the EWF World Title, EWF T.V. Title, EWF World Tag Titles and EWF Cruiserweight Title.
Titles are displayed
Howard Finkel: Also both Managers need to select their 4 Road Agents and officials.
Paul Heyman: Well the Road Agents that I will employ for Chaos are Macho Man Randy Savage, Michael PS. Hayes, Ricky “Dragon” Steamboat and Dean Malenko. Officials I choose are Earl Hebner, Andrew Thomas, Charles Robinson and Jack Doan
Shane McMahon: The Road Agents employed for Showdown will be, “Fit” Finlay, Arn Anderson, Ted DiBiase and Ron Simmons. Official I choose are Rudy Charles, Mike Chioda, Nick Patrick and Jim Cordaris
Howard Finkel: Well this has determined the Rosters of both Chaos and Showdown, as well as the Championship Belts, Chaos will be on soon where the era of EWF begins. Thank you for tuning in to this EWF special.
EWF Special Goes off the Air.
Confirmed Shows are:
Monday Night Chaos
Thursday Showdown
PPV are:
January: No Limit (Chaos)
February: St. Valentine Day Massacre (Showdown)
March: Spring Justice (Both)
April: Barley Legal (Chaos)
May: Ultimate Jeopardy (Showdown)
June: King Of The Ring (Both)
July: Against All Odds (Chaos)
August: Summer Bash (Both)
September: Cold Day In Hell (Showdown)
October: Halloween Havoc (Chaos)
November: Gangz Rulz (Both)
December: Final Destination (Showdown)