Nobody's gay for Moleman.
Vince McMahon and Triple H had a deal. Triple H would shock the WWE Universe when his team defeated Vince McMahon's at Survivor Series 2012, and he'd be named the new Chairman of the WWE. Vince had other plans though. He loved the business and wasn't done yet. He changed the plan, and his team would be victorious at Survivor Series. They were, he never made it to the match though. Vince suffered a fatal heart attack at the show, and no one knew if he would make it. Helmsley made the decision to have the show go on. The PPV was an immense success, and all in all, a great night for the WWE. Vince McMahon didn't have such a great night, however. He didn't even make it through to the next morning, and was announced dead. Fans were in shock, and thought it was all just a work. It spread through the media though, and fans soon learned, Vinny Mac had actually passed away.
Triple H held a memorial show in Vince McMahon's honour. He'd arranged it out of respect, and for money. A drunken "Stone Cold" Steve Austin drove himself to that show, he crashed into a bin while parking, but something caught his eye when he hopped out of his car however. It was a massive stack of pieces of paper, all he noticed was the title though, "EWA: A Revolution in Professional Wrestling, Vince McMahon." He decided to take it home with him, as he couldn't see the small text. The next day, he read it through thoroughly, and had a plan. The company, named "Everything Wrestling Association". Their slogan was, "We have everything." Steve Austin was intrigued. It turned out, Vince had already organised for half of the WWE roster to sign with EWA and to have them take The World Heavyweight Championship, the Tag Team Title (No not the World Tag Team Titles), The Women's Championship, The United States Championship and The Cruiserweight Championship. Stone Cold decided to buy the rights to this company, which already had people waiting to see what this company would offer. He signed some more wrestlers before putting on the first show.
Steve Austin - Owner
Christian - World Heavyweight Champion
Dolph Ziggler - Tag Champion
Jack Swagger - Tag Champion
Lord Tensai - United States Champion
Tamina Snuka - Women's Champion
And for those who were wondering. This was the Survivor Series 2012 Card:
Team Vince (CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Lord Tensai, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger) def. Team HHH (John Cena, Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase, The Miz and Kofi Kingston)
Christian def. Sheamus - World Heavyweight Title
Wade Barret def. Cody Rhodes - WWE Title
Chris Hero and Antonio Cesaro def. Curt Hawkins and Titus O'Neill - World Tag Titles
AJ Lee def. Layla El - Diva's Championship
Kane def. Ryback