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Ok...I've known this kid Gary for like over 3 years, we were very good friends and looked out for each other, he then started getting a little weird on me and well now, I was sent this from one of my friends who knows him as well...
Specially when it's time for advice! Oooh yeah, this is the good one. Lemme tell ya bout this one fucker. Straight up, he use to be a loser, fuckin nobody in school. So then he meets up with me, I get to know him. He seems to be a pretty cool kid, so I can deal. Well, then he starts tellin me bout his problems n shit around school. So, I start tellin him some things to do, some things to change, etc. Guess what? In no time, people are startin to notice him. Definately not gettin fucked with as much, and the girls actually pay attention to him? DAMN! GO ME! So then what? Shit goes good for a while. He then has to move up north. So he does so. Whole new state! Whole new school! Just listen to me and you'll be set man. It's pretty much startin over! So just follow my adice, K? Fucker. Yeah, he follows my advice. He becomes real popular up at this new school. He even has a good amount of girls likin him! GODDAMN! Am I good or what? Took a fuckin nobody and made'em somebody. Yeah, easy wasnt it? Apparently he thinks its too easy. So, he gets a big ass confidence boost from this new found popularity and thinks he can stop listenin to me? Thinks he can go off on his own! Be a big boy! So he starts blowin me off like im nobody. Actin like he's better than me, and anyone else for that matter. Let that shit go to ya head ay? Yeah, Its too bad you werent listening when you should've been.. If you were, you'd remember when I first started given you advice.. One thing I said was: "NEVER let it go to your head. No matter how popular you get, you've gotta stay down." So now this ****** is actin like im just some shit on his shoe, so I figured it was time to set him back a bit? Exactly what I did. I let him know whats real, and what he's just fuckin dreamin. What happens next? He starts to fuck up again. He slowly falls back to the same level he was on when I met him. Them BAM! Rock bottom. What now bitch? Oh, You want help again? Alright, I guess you've learnt from your mistakes. So I take even MORE time to build him back up and get him goin again. Does it work? Of course, who the fuck you dealin with? Yeah, he gets popular again. Then we go down the SAME damn path. Cocky fucker. Needless to say, he's at rock bottom again. Am I gonna help him a third time? Fuck that, I guess he likes it down there.
Well, that's the end of that story! Wow, That was a bit long! See what I'm sayin? This motherfucker needed me when he was down, but acted like I was just some spare sperm when he got where he wanted. I guess you arent what I thought, Richard. For all I care right now, you can go fuck yourself.
I can go even farther back than that! One of my ex's! Oooh, this is a good story! The moral of this one:
"Don't trust a bitch, but even more; Don't trust your friends."
So I say this...FUCK YOU GARY!
Specially when it's time for advice! Oooh yeah, this is the good one. Lemme tell ya bout this one fucker. Straight up, he use to be a loser, fuckin nobody in school. So then he meets up with me, I get to know him. He seems to be a pretty cool kid, so I can deal. Well, then he starts tellin me bout his problems n shit around school. So, I start tellin him some things to do, some things to change, etc. Guess what? In no time, people are startin to notice him. Definately not gettin fucked with as much, and the girls actually pay attention to him? DAMN! GO ME! So then what? Shit goes good for a while. He then has to move up north. So he does so. Whole new state! Whole new school! Just listen to me and you'll be set man. It's pretty much startin over! So just follow my adice, K? Fucker. Yeah, he follows my advice. He becomes real popular up at this new school. He even has a good amount of girls likin him! GODDAMN! Am I good or what? Took a fuckin nobody and made'em somebody. Yeah, easy wasnt it? Apparently he thinks its too easy. So, he gets a big ass confidence boost from this new found popularity and thinks he can stop listenin to me? Thinks he can go off on his own! Be a big boy! So he starts blowin me off like im nobody. Actin like he's better than me, and anyone else for that matter. Let that shit go to ya head ay? Yeah, Its too bad you werent listening when you should've been.. If you were, you'd remember when I first started given you advice.. One thing I said was: "NEVER let it go to your head. No matter how popular you get, you've gotta stay down." So now this ****** is actin like im just some shit on his shoe, so I figured it was time to set him back a bit? Exactly what I did. I let him know whats real, and what he's just fuckin dreamin. What happens next? He starts to fuck up again. He slowly falls back to the same level he was on when I met him. Them BAM! Rock bottom. What now bitch? Oh, You want help again? Alright, I guess you've learnt from your mistakes. So I take even MORE time to build him back up and get him goin again. Does it work? Of course, who the fuck you dealin with? Yeah, he gets popular again. Then we go down the SAME damn path. Cocky fucker. Needless to say, he's at rock bottom again. Am I gonna help him a third time? Fuck that, I guess he likes it down there.
Well, that's the end of that story! Wow, That was a bit long! See what I'm sayin? This motherfucker needed me when he was down, but acted like I was just some spare sperm when he got where he wanted. I guess you arent what I thought, Richard. For all I care right now, you can go fuck yourself.
I can go even farther back than that! One of my ex's! Oooh, this is a good story! The moral of this one:
"Don't trust a bitch, but even more; Don't trust your friends."
So I say this...FUCK YOU GARY!