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Straws are a fucking useless and a complete waste of time. Anyone agree?
 

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I like doing the occasional STRAWPEDO at the bar on a night out.

My friend can drink a bottle of wine in under 5 seconds using a STRAW.

Why you hating on straws bro?
 

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Because the drink tastes better when you take off the lid and sip, bro.
 

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Because the drink tastes better when you take off the lid and sip, bro.
Maybe you need to think outside the box when it comes to your use of STRAWS.

Cut one into a three inch long mini-straw and snort up some peruvian flake! Not your thing?

Try fashioning many straws together to form one super long straw enabling you to drink your drink on the table from your sofa?

You could also hold both ends of the straw and twist so that you form a tight air bubble in the centre of the straw...then get some one to flick it hard and it will 'POP'. Now that's exciting.

Buy yourself some straw-spectacles and drink your drink in an entertaining manner.

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im tired of everybody handing me a straw. i throw it back at them. Animal Kingdom is the only place i can go in peace without having a straw accompany my beverage of choice.
 

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I only use a straw for Milkshakes and Boost juice :durant3
 

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You could also hold both ends of the straw and twist so that you form a tight air bubble in the centre of the straw...then get some one to flick it hard and it will 'POP'. Now that's exciting.
:mark: That is so much fun. :mark:

McDonald's straws are the best for that. They hold so much air.
 

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I like straws for fountain drinks, other than that, I don't use them.
 

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I don't use straws on a regular basis at home, but I don't mind using them with fast food and restaurants. I never liked sipping cold bevs from the cup because all the ice would come to the top and it would make my lips cold. :(
 

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Stay Fearless
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im tired of everybody handing me a straw. i throw it back at them. Animal Kingdom is the only place i can go in peace without having a straw accompany my beverage of choice.
Isn't Animal Kingdoms straws are made out recycled napkins or brochures or something like that. I actually like the straws there.

But anyway, I would rather not use a straw. I usually take the lid off.
 

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Varies depending on straw circumference. The little things like you get on Capri-Suns are horseshit.
 

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I never thought anyone could have a genuine beef with straws. They are perfectly reasonable, I don't understand how you could possibly have a problem with them.
 

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Isn't Animal Kingdoms straws are made out recycled napkins or brochures or something like that. I actually like the straws there.

But anyway, I would rather not use a straw. I usually take the lid off.
Finally, someone who feels like i do
 

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I use straws to shoot spitballs :ndiaye
 
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