Friday Night Smackdown!
Michael Cole: Hello everybody and welcome back to Friday Night Smackdown! We just saw Eddie Guerrero throw Big Show into those steel steps.
Tazz: That was definitely brutal but tonight we have some lovely Smackdown! divas here tonight to entertain us all! We will all see a lovely bikini contest and two more divas will debut in the ring and now none of the Smackdown! fans know what these divas look like so we will just have to wait and see what these divas look like!
Michael Cole: Speaking of divas, just on Velocity, Torrie Wilson was injured when Shaniqua kicked her in the chest and ruptured her breast implant. Sadly Torrie will be out of action for the next few months but there are still the many divas left on the show.
Tazz: Jillian Hall was crowned the World Womens Champion last week on Smackdown after pinning five divas in a row. She was amazing, wasn’t she Cole?
Michael Cole: You’ve got that right Tazz.
*Dark Jillian Hall*
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the World Womens Champion….Jillian Hall!
Jillian came out to a mixed reaction. Her blemish glistening on her left cheek and her title draped on her shoulders. She wore a sleeveless brown dress that was as long as a few centimeters below her knee and she also wore matching brown pumps. She walked down the aisle, practically ignoring the fans as they gave her a mixed reaction. She got in the ring and snatched the microphone of a stage worker
Jillian Hall: Last week…I was crowned the World Womens Champion!
*crowd pops* Jillian looks around and grins in a not so happy way!
Jillian Hall: I proved to all you people that I am indeed the greatest women’s wrestler on Smackdown! Theodore Long informed me that I must have a match for No Mercy and it will be against the Number One Contender. Now of course there are no Number One Contenders on Smackdown, there are just a bunch of ugly sluts!
*crowd boos*
Jillian Hall: So at No Mercy, I guess I’ll just have to be a no-show if I have nothing to do or I could strip to my underwear and prance around with this title!
*crowd pops*
Jillian Hall: But I won’t, because I have dignity and self-respect and I am not a slut!
*Roar…whips…music starts*
Sable came out from the back to a mixed reaction. She wore a black tube top and black spandex pants and matching black high heeled pointed toe shoes. She walked to the ring and brushed her hair behind her shoulders. She entered the ring as Jillian glared at her.
Sable: So ladies who dance around in bikinis are sluts right?
Jillian Hall: You got that right grandma!
Sable: Since you say that I am a grandmother, then how come a grandmother has a very Sablelicious body like this….
Sable puts the microphone down and she takes off her shoes. She then pulls her pants off and waves them in the air above her head to a huge pop from the crowd. Sable then took of her tube top and threw it to the fans. She then took the microphone and stood in front of Jillian in black underwear
Sable: See Jillian, no grandmother has a sexy ass, sexy face, sexy legs and a sexy chest like me!
Jillian Hall: Then I guess you’re not a grandmother after all, you’re just an old slut!
Sable: Oh I see. At least I don’t have a deformation growing on my face!
Jillian Hall: That does it, you can insult me anyway you want but when you insult my face…you’ve gone too far
Sable: That wrinkled prune you call a face? Yeah…I’m insulting that! I’m also insulting her cheap fake hair, your ugly brown dress and those balloons stuck on your chest!
Jillian Hall: You blonde bitch!
Sable: Have you looked in the mirror Jillian? You obviously haven’t because you could’ve thrown a better dress on and some make-up on to cover that ugly deformation on that hideous face of yours!
Jillian threw her title and the microphone down and speared Sable to the ground. Jillian began beating on Sable. She pulled at her hair and began choking her. She slapped her hard across the face.
*You Know It’s The Macmilitant*
Theodore Long came out in a dark brown suit and walked to the ring with a microphone in his hand. He got in the ring as the two divas separated. Sable began fixing her hair and Jillian fixed her dress
Theodore Long: Ladies I will not tolerate brawls breaking out in the middle of the ring. Sable, you are one of Smackdown’s top wrestling divas and I don’t find it necessary to strip down to your underwear to prove so. Jillian, you said that there was no Number One Contender and that you would appear at No Mercy. However, as Champion you will be competing at No Mercy and tonight we will find out who the Number One Contender is. It will be Sable versus Jacqueline tonight in a Number One Contenders Match for the World Womens Championship.
Jillian looked around in disbelief as Sable smiled and mouthed ‘Bitch’ to Jillian as Teddy Long left the ring looking quite satisfied. Sable stepped to the outside and walked back up the aisle towards the back leaving Jillian in the ring.
Tazz: Tonight we will see Jacqueline versus Sable in a Singles Match in a Number One Contenders Match for the World Womens Championship
Michael Cole: That will be great; coming up later on this evening will be the bikini contest! Here’s one of the contestants!
(Backstage)
*If You Think That You’re Man Enough To Love Me*
Lauren Jones is shown getting ready for the bikini contest. She is brushing her blonde hair with a black hairbrush. Lauren puts the hairbrush out and then poses in the mirror. She then brushes her hair back and leaves the room.
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage)
Shaniqua is shown in a black long sleeved shirt and jeans walking down the hallway. She sees Lauren coming down the hallway and stops her
Shaniqua: Hey Laura!
Lauren Jones: It’s Lauren Jones!
Shaniqua: I don’t care! Have you seen Miss Jackie Gayda anywhere?
Lauren Jones: Oh you mean Miss Jack? She’s probably in her dressing room getting ready for the bikini contest later on tonight
Shaniqua: Is she alone?
Lauren Jones: Most probably Sally!
Shaniqua: It’s Shaniqua and you better remember it!
She shoves Lauren in the shoulder and walks off.
(Elsewhere Backstage)
*If You Think That You’re Man Enough To Love Me*
Rochelle Loewen is shown getting ready for the bikini contest. She was rubbing lotion on her legs and then she put her leg down and began to put on her earrings. After she was done, she fixed her hair and left the room
(Elsewhere Backstage)
Miss Jackie is shown wearing a yellow silk robe. She is about to put her earrings on when the door bursts open and Shaniqua walks in
Shaniqua: Well well well Jackie Gayda!
Miss Jackie: Look Linda, I don’t have time to talk. I have to get to the ring for the Bikini Contest
Shaniqua: I’m no longer Linda Miles…I’m Shaniqua ‘Jackie’!
Miss Jackie: Whatever, why are you here?
Shaniqua: To get some revenge Blondie!
Miss Jackie: What?!?!
Shaniqua: You eliminated me from that gauntlet match last week so tonight I will eliminate you
Miss Jackie: You cannot do that! You’re not even going to be in that bikini contest and even if you were, the fans would boo you because no one wants to see your ugly body like yours when they can see a beautiful body like mine
Shaniqua: So you’re saying the fans will have to wait to see your body
Miss Jackie: Of course, they must wait until the bikini contest. I don’t like keeping the fans waiting though.
Shaniqua: Well in that case…
Shaniqua slaps Miss Jackie across the face. Shaniqua rips Jackie’s rove off revealing a sexy yellow bikini. Shaniqua grabs Jackie by her hair and pushes her into the wall and kicks her in the midsection. Shaniqua then sets her up and hits her with a powerbomb. Shaniqua smiles and she leaves the room
(Fades to Commercial Break)
(In The Ring)
Michael Cole: Welcome back from the commercial break. We just saw Shaniqua powerbomb Miss Jackie in her dressing room.
Tazz: We’ve also been informed that Miss Jackie will now be unable to participate in the bikini contest tonight because of what Shaniqua did to her.
Michael Cole: So far the divas competing are Rue, Dawn Marie, Rochelle Loewen, Joy Giovanni, Candice Michelle and Lauren Jones. This is going to be one great bikini contest
*Roars….whip…..music starts*
Tony Chimel: The following contest is a Number One Contenders Match for the World Womens Championship Match. Introducing first…from Jacksonville Florida…..Sable!
Sable came out from the back in a black cat suit ready to compete. She strutted to the ring and entered quickly and she taunted the crowd in the middle of the ring
*Jacqueline’s Music Plays*
Tony Chimel: And from Dallas Texas…..Jacqueline!
Jacqueline came out from the back in bright blue tights. She began warming up while she walked to the ring. She slid in the ring and waved to the crowd. She then faced Sable and put her hand out to shake. Sable went for it but at the last moment, brushed her hand through her hair leaving Jacqueline’s face a bitter and annoyed one
*Dark Jillian Hall*
Tony Chimel: And the Special Guest Ring Commentator, the World Womens Champion….Jillian Hall!
Jillian walked out, the blemish glistening in the light. She changed her outfit, this time to black spandex Capri’s, a long sleeved white top and matching pointed toe white boots. She fixed the title on her shoulder as she walked down the aisle to the ring. She walked to the announce table and settled in next to Tazz.
Number One Contenders Match
Jacqueline vs Sable
Special Guest Ring Commentator: Jillian Hall
The match starts as Sable walks straight up to Jacqueline’s face and spits on it. Jacqueline rubs the spit off her face as Sable points and laughs at her. Sable fixes her hair and is speared by Jacqueline. Jacqueline gets up and picks up Sable and hits her with a scoop slam. Jacqueline begins kicking away at Sable driving her foot into her knee, stomach and chest. Jacqueline hit an elbow drop and hooked the leg
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Sable kicked out. Jacqueline shrugged and got up. She flipped her hair back and went into the ropes and missed a Leg Drop. Sable grabbed Jacqueline and got her in a criss-cross choke. After a while, Sable let go and got up. Sable then hit a necksnap on Jacqueline and pulled her up by her hair and she set her up for a Sablebomb. But Jacqueline threw Sable over her hitting a back body drop. Jacqueline went into the ropes and hit an elbow drop. Jacqueline began stomping waiting for Sable to get up and when she did, she ran and hit a clothesline. She then waited again for Sable to get up and hit her with another clothesline. Jacqueline went to the turnbuckle and hit a fist slam frog splash landing straight on Sable. Jacqueline then hooked the leg
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Jillian ran and pulled Jacqueline out of the ring as the referee checked on Sable. Jillian slapped Jacqueline across the face and hits a Fender Bender on Jacqueline and pushes her back in the ring. Sable hit a baseball slide kicking Jacqueline in the head. Sable ran and hit another baseball slide knocking Jacqueline out of the ring. Sable then ran and hit a springboard frog splash knocking Jacqueline back to the floor again. Jillian walked over to Sable and slapped her hard across the face. Jillian then threw Jacqueline back in the ring. Jillian turned around and was punched in the face by Sable. Jillian kicked Sable in the gut and threw Sable into the steep steps. Jillian slammed Sable’s head onto the ring apron and threw her back in. Jacqueline hooked the leg
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Sable kicked out! Jacqueline couldn’t believe it, she stood up and began stomping her feet in anger. Sable got up and whipped Jacqueline into the ropes, missed a clothesline and was hit by a spinning heel kick from Jacqueline. Sable jumped back up again and slapped Jacqueline across the face and hit a Double Leg Takedown. Sable got up, taunted the crowd and waited for Jacqueline to get up. Sable kicked Jacqueline in the midsection, set her up and hit her with the Sablebomb. Sable hooked Jacqueline’s leg
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Winner: New Number One Contender = Sable
Sable celebrated in the ring until Jillian got in and speared Sable to the ground and hit her with a standing moonsault. Jillian took the microphone after she got up
Jillian Hall: So I’m facing you at No Mercy, so what? Sable, the way I’m leaving you in the ring tonight is the same way I’m leaving the ring at No Mercy when I retain the World Womens Championship and kick your ass!
Jillian Hall grabbed her title belt, held it up above her head and began walking up the aisle to go backstage.
Michael Cole: So Sable is the new Number One Contender for the World Womens Championship. Interesting.
Tazz: Hell yeah, and No Mercy will be great. It’s going to be the champion Jillian Hall defending her title against Sable for the World Womens Championship in a singles match. That’s going to be one hell of a match. Coming up after the commercial break, the bikini contest the fans have all been waiting for.
(Commercial Break)
Michael Cole is already in the ring with a microphone in his hand
Michael Cole: Now the rules of this bikini contest are simple. The divas must make their way to the ring and when they are all in the ring, they will strip down to their bikinis and you fans choose the winner.
*Rue*
Rue came out from the back to huge pop. Her hair was unusually curly and she wore a bright pink flannel robe. She shook her hips as she walked to the ring. She went up the steel steps and entered. She fixed her robe as a bit of her bikini was shown
*Siren….Music Starts*
Dawn Marie comes out to a mixed reaction. She is wearing a black robe and underneath black stockings are shown on her legs. She walks to the ring and enters the ring her normal way before blowing a kiss to the fans.
*Lauren’s Music Plays*
Lauren came out from the back in a black silk robe and she walks to the ring. She sort of gives the ropes a twirling lap dance as she enters the ring and she stands next to Dawn Marie.
*Kiss Kiss by Holly Vallance Plays*
Rochelle came out from the back in a blue silk robe. She walked to the ring normally and entered the ring. She waved and blew kisses to all the fans
*Be Yourself Is All That You Can Be*
Ashley came out from the back wearing a military shirt and shorts and she walked to the ring
*Ooohhh…Let me show you what Love is!*
Candice Michelle came out from the back in a maroon silk robe. She danced at the top of the aisle and walked down. When she got to the ring, she began feeling the ring apron and pulled herself on so she was sitting on her butt and facing the crowd. She then turned around; put her finger on her ass saying ‘That’s Hot!’ and then she crawled in. She then danced around in the middle of the ring before taking her place next to Rochelle.
*Only, only, only, only, only, only, only, only love*
Joy Giovanni came out from the back as her titantron is played and the fans recognize her from the Diva Search. Joy walked to the ring in a green silk robe. She shook her ass in the middle of the aisle and walked up the steps and entered the ring and stood next to Candice
Michael Cole: Now that all you ladies are here, it is time for the contest itself. Let’s start with Rue, then Dawn Marie, then Lauren, Rochelle, Candice and Joy Giovanni
*If you think that you’re man enough to love me*
Rue steps forward and removes her robe with force. She then dances around in her tiny white bikini. She shakes her ass and she blows kisses to the crowd. She sits on the ropes and blows a kiss to the fans and then she goes back to her place
Dawn Marie steps forward and slowly peels off her robe. Dawn is wearing a nice black bikini. She then dances around the ring and begins fixing her hair. Dawn dances around Michael Cole and she dances around the ropes a lot
Lauren Jones steps up and quickly removes her robe revealing a red bikini. Lauren goes and gives the turnbuckle a sexy lap dance. Lauren stops and walks over to Rochelle and squats on her knees and slides her ass up Rochelle’s legs as the fans pop even more. Lauren kisses Rochelle on the cheek and steps next to Rochelle and waits
Rochelle steps forward and takes off her robe revealing a pretty pink bikini. She walks around the ring waving to the crowd and blowing kisses. She then does what Lauren did to her to Lauren, sliding her ass up her legs. Rochelle then goes behind Lauren and begins feeling her stomach from behind and then she stops and stands next to Lauren and Ashley
Ashley removes her top and shorts revealing a military style bikini. She does a punk rock dance and wiggles her ass
Candice is up next and she peels off her robe to reveal an American Flag bikini. She dances around and does that hand over head circle rotation thing. She then moons the crowd as they go wild. Candice unties the bikini bottom and takes it off revealing an American flag thong. Candice dances around even more as the crowd goes even wilder.
Joy steps up and takes of her robe revealing a lime coloured bikini. She dances around for a minute. She flicks her hair back, waves to the crowd and she blew kisses to the fans.
Michael Cole: Now it is time to choose the winner. Would you like Rue as your winner?
*crowd pops*
Michael Cole: Dawn Marie?
*crowd pops*
Michael Cole: Lauren Jones?
*crowd pops*
Michael Cole: Rochelle Loewen?
*crowd pops*
Michael Cole: Ashley Massaro?
*crowd pops*
Michael Cole: Candice Michelle?
*crowd pops*
Michael Cole: Joy Giovanni?
*crowd pops*
Michael Cole: Well I think we have to winners tonight. It is a tie between Joy Giovanni and Candice Michelle!
Cole raises both Joy & Candice’s hands up in the air as Rue and Ashley rushes to congratulate them. Dawn just slid out of the ring and walked up the ramp as Lauren and Rochelle stared in disbelief. After Cole, Ashley and Rue cleared the ring as Joy & Candice were still celebrating, Rochelle and Lauren speared both Joy and Candice. Rochelle and Lauren gave each other high fives as Lauren’s music hit and the two divas left the ring leaving Joy & Candice a complete mess.
(Scene Fades To Commercial)