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Some MacGyver-esque drunkard in Ohio is facing DUI charges after crashing a bar stool he was driving -- HE WAS DRIVING!



Cops arrived to the scene around 5:41 PM on March 4, arrested the guy, and filed a police report ... here are the highlights ... it's classic.

"Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured."

"Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached."

"At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle's eye's [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance."

"I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, 'I wrecked my bar stool.'"

"I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, 'a lot.'"


"I asked if the bar stool even ran and said, 'yes, it will go around 38 miles per hour.'"

Wygle, who has undoubtedly become a cult hero in frat houses across the country, pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

No word on how he plans on getting to court.
TMZ.com
 

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LOL

I don't see why he went for not guilty. It might have been a bar stool he was driving, but he was still driving after drinking.
 

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That's a pretty sweet bar stool scooter. I remeber last summer where I live a guy got arrested for driving his lawnmower on the freeway wasted.
 

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Awesome idea, sucks for him though. I'm sure that if you can get a DUI on a bicycle, you can get one on that thing.
 

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Nolo King can not believe people are happy about this article!

Another sad case of drunkenness!

Alcoholism is a serious issue and should be treated as such, lawls!
 
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