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Got a few X's on the X mas list you're craving the perfect gift for?

Need to send a message, yet you need it to be sent with just a little touch of perfection?

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Well get ready to pop a lumpy batch!

It's The BONA-PHONE!!!

So, bout them X's...bet they weren't on your list yet, huh?

They are now, aren't they? :lmao

Schedule some Fed Ex, cuz I bet you've got quite a few quick gifts you need sent out.

And BACK, BY POPULAR DEMAND! Each Bona-Phone you send out (since after all, you save when you buy in "bulk" :agree:) will also come with both ring and vibration capabilities.

So, the cards inside ain't lying...

"Thinking fondly of you babe. And how I've thought you can go
FUCK YOURSELF!!!"

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"I'LL CALL YA!!!"
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So, as good old Robert Goullet would say..."FUCK THEM Virrrrgin fools tryin to MACK IT these holldays! Go with the phone that's all the buzzzzz! Ya DIG!"

And with that....a merry Christma-chauna-kwanzi-ca TO YOUUUUUUUU!!!!

::I take a bow as that will go down as the most fucking hilarious post, I ever create!::

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OH, and I don't frown upon REP neither! :agree:
 

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And since I'm on with my shameless plugs...JAMFEST TOMORROW ON YAHOO! 2:30 E/T show time! NO COVER CHARGE (as I know some people gotta scrimp to buy all them phones!)

GOODNITE W-E FORUMS!!!!
 

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That thing will haunt me in my dreams.

I will never be the same when talking on the phone again. Thanks a lot SlaM. :)
 

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I have no words to adequately describe my sentiments towards this.
 

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Don't forget the PWNED Key! :lmao (Oh that was corny!!!) :agree:
 

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Right by the taint :lmao CUZ IT TAINT ON A PHONE!!!!
 

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EH?
 

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So just stay on the thread.
but anyway i think Stratusfied02 is interested on it though. :rolleyes:
 

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh God, here it goes. :argh:
 
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