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When I say football i mean soccer to all you yanks
If you think this thread is stupid and dont get that its just for fun then feel free to leave without trolling .

Man United / John Cena : Both are hated and no matter what they will always win.

Liverpool/ Pre title Christian : Both are well respected yet never managed to win the big one . Only time they won a trophy/belt was when they were in a differant competition or promotion (champions league and tna)
 

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oh...that kind of football. i thought you meant real football.....Like the New england Patriots and Eddie Guerro.....lie, CHEAT and steal...
 

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R-Truth and Blackpool. Both had a short time in the main focus (WWE title picture/Premier league) but in the end just fell back down the ladder.
 

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Well if we were talking about American Football(The more entertaining one) than id say John Cena is the Patriots and CM Punk is the NY JETS. Cena is the patriots because there always favorited to win, and they always have success. CM Punk is the Jets the underdog, But they Upset the patriots alot(especially last year) and The jets head coach REX Ryan speaks his mind, And does not care what people think.
 

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CM Punk = Norwich City - On the receving end of a meteoric push (back to back promotions for NCFC) and showing signs of class at the top level without truely establishing (too many sloppy mistakes and false starts) himself.

Randy Orton = Man City - Given a massive yet relentless push (BILLIONAIRES!) for several years and failing to win over the critics (footy pundits called them negative). Finally found some chemistry (Many City finally have a balanced team and the manager is allowing them to play to their full potential) in the Christian feud and now looks ready to be a serious top level player.

Chris Jericho = Arsenal - Everybody loves to watch his matches (Arsenal play some great football) yet he had a six year break without being a top level champion (Arsenal haven't won a trophy in years). Constantly trying to reinvent himself (Arsenal always selling their best players and blooding in youth) with new character and personality traits.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan = Manchester United - Universally despised due to always being champion, constantly cheating (Fergie time, Old Trafford penalties, Vidic hounding refs etc), playing politics (fergusons always in the F.A's ear), being fawned over by the mainstream media and being supported by stupid marks (Glory hunters).
 

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For real football.

Current wrestlers to current football

Cena = Man United. The team thats' hated but are the biggest in the world.
Undertaker = Barcelona, the best, kayfabe or not
Heath Slater = Wigan, who cares?
Miz = Blackpool. Shot up and down
Chelsea = Triple H. Blue blood, blue, other people to get to the top, Mr R.A
CM Punk = Lower league teams, take your pick.
 

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John Cena is Manchester United. Somehow both the most supported and hated superstar in the world who always seems to win, even though he hasn't deserved to in years. Though Cena needs to be a dirty cheating heel for the comparison to be complete.


CM Punk is Manchester City. He gets a little financial support and suddenly everyone hates him.
 
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