Tuesday, 14 February 2006 – evening
Announcers: Joey Styles & Mike Johnson
The Messiah is in the ring, having a ceremony celebrating his titlewin sunday night. John Zandig comes out of the crowd and attacks. He throws Messiah off the platform he was on. The Messiah can barely stand. Here it comes - Mutha F'n Bomb. John Zandig leaves having won this battle.
Cory Kastle vs B-Boy.
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout.
The Match: Cory Kastle connects with a back heel kick on B-Boy and gets back up quickly. B-Boy blocks a punch. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Kastle goes down. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Kastle walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, but there's no one to count for B-Boy! Cory Kastle avoids a B-Boy avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Cory Kastle sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner. VERY Sabu-like. Kastle crushes B-Boy with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Cory Kastle. That looked KILLER. Pin, but B-Boy is out just before the three count. Cory Kastle misses a clothesline. B-Boy hits a dropkick off the table. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! B-Boy charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Cory Kastle moves in for the kill. Superkick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Cory Kastle wins! B-Boy goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot.
Terry Funk is in the ring. Justin Credible comes out, and attacks. Justin Credible gets the upper hand. Terry Funk is in trouble. That's Incredible...but Terry Funk gets straight back up!!! Justin Credible gets the hell out of there, Terry Funk just shrugged off his finisher!
M and H vs Full Force.
Match Background: None.
The Match: John Hennigan takes a butterfly suplex from Legend. Legend hits a piledriver on John Hennigan. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Legend tags out to Jon Dahmer. Full Force hook up Hennigan, then hit a double suplex. Dahmer slams John Hennigan down. Hennigan is sure in trouble now. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jon Dahmer gets back up now and snap suplexes Hennigan. Hennigan blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Back heel kick off the second rope, Dahmer goes down. Hennigan tags out to Joey Matthews. Second rope flying axe handle, Dahmer goes down. One day, Matthews might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Super kick by Joey Matthews. Dahmer counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dahmer tags out to Joe E. Legend. Massive backbreaker on Matthews and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Joe E. Legend brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Matthews in the ring! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Double arm suplex by Joe E. Legend connects as Matthews hits hard. Joey Matthews avoids a Joe E. Legend avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Legend takes a NICE hurrancarana from Joey Matthews. Joe E. Legend grabs Joey Matthews from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Matthews rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! M and H win! The referee didn't see it! M and H nod at each other...and they attack Full Force! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Full Force down and out on the canvas.
A video is played, hyping Thunder and Lightning.
Thunder and Lightning vs The H8 Club (Justice Pain & Wifebeater).
Match Background: Thunder and Lightning are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion.
The Match: Thunder connects with rights and lefts and Wifebeater is down! Thunder with a spinning neckbreaker on Wifey. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Thunder and Lightning. Thunder and Lightning whip Wifey into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. BIG clothesline on Wifey. Wifey counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Big piledriver on Lightning. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Wifebeater and Justice Pain. Spear by Justice Pain. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! BIG clothesline on Lightning. Lightning ducks a wild right hand. Running knee lift from Lightning. Tag to Thunder. Thunder connects with rights and lefts and Justice Pain is down! Tag to Wifebeater. Thunder with a spinning neckbreaker on Wifey. Wifebeater is in big trouble...Chokeslam Powerbomb!! 1....2....3! Thunder and Lightning win! Ballard Brothers come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in, but The H8 Club II are ready, and disarm them quickly! Ballard Brothers leave the ring, their attempt at an ambush foiled.
Super Dragon vs Alex Shelley.
Match Background: This will be a submission bout. This match is for the CZW Junior Heavyweight title. Super Dragon has been CZW Junior Heavyweight champion since 24 January 2006.
The Match: Flying reverse elbow by Alex Shelley. Shelley charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Super Dragon kicks the leg, knocks Shelley down, and goes to work on it. Flying elbow from Super Dragon connects. Hard back suplex on Shelley. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Dragon goes for a splash but Shelley puts the knees up. Lightning kick by Shelley on Dragon. Tiger suplex on Dragon. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Flying elbow from Alex Shelley connects. Shelley goes for a splash but Dragon puts the knees up. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Vicious kick to the teeth from Super Dragon. Dragon floors Alex Shelley and locks in a STF! Shelley submits to the pain! Super Dragon slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Shelley turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.
Justin Credible is walking backstage, when he suddenly stops and looks around. He shrugs and walks off. The camera pans to the side to see a shadowy figure emerge from behind some crates where Justin Credible was moments ago, then run off.
Nick Gage vs Spike Dudley.
Match Background: This will be a tables bout. Gage and Spike are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.
The Match: Spike Dudley pulls Gage onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Weak bodyslam by Spike. Nick Gage elbows Spike Dudley in the face to break a hammerlock. Nick Gage hits some punches. How generic. Spike Dudley charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Nick Gage goes to suplex Spike through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. BAAACK Body drop by Spike gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spike Dudley elbows Nick Gage in the face to break a hammerlock. Spike Dudley DDTs Gage, but it just looked terrible. Side suplex from Spike. Nick Gage takes a right hand to the temple from Spike. Spike Dudley pulls Gage onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Gage blocks a punch. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Spike Dudley by Gage. Remember when that was a legit finish? DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Nick Gage just KILLS Spike Dudley! Nate Hatred comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Spike turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Hatred! Nate Hatred has left Spike in big trouble. Spike Dudley is in trouble. Hardcore Drop! Gage climbs onto the table with Spike Dudley and scores with a piledriver to destroy the table and get the victory. Nick Gage smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Nate Hatred, thanking him for interfering and helping win this match.
We see John Zandig warming up backstage.
John Zandig vs The Messiah.
Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Messiah and Zandig have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the CZW Heavyweight title. The Messiah has been CZW Heavyweight champion since 12 February 2006.
The Match: Chair shot connects! Spear by John Zandig. There's a two count on the pin. Messiah counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. STIFF~! chop lights up Zandig who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Bodyslam by Messiah. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Messiah uses a big bag of popcorn to floor Zandig. I wonder if butter adds impact. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying shoulder tackle by Messiah sends Zandig CRASHING to the mat. Zandig counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Zandig hits a piledriver on The Messiah. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. John Zandig scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but Messiah is out just before the three count. Fallaway slam by John Zandig puts down The Messiah. John Zandig drives a table into Messiah. John Zandig misses a clothesline. Messiah slams John Zandig down and motions to the crowd. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by The Messiah connects and John Zandig is down! The Dew is at ringside! Zandig wastes valuable time by yelling at Dew! The Messiah takes advantage of the distraction and nails Zandig from behind! The Messiah moves in for the kill. The Godsmack!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The Messiah wins! The Messiah and The Dew try to beat down John Zandig, but end up getting run out of the ring by a furious John Zandig. They leave quickly before they end up taking any more punishment.
Overall Rating: 69%
We got a 2.00 rating for 'Fake You TV'!
The attendance level was 5501 people.
We made $220040 from ticket sales.
News after the event:
Wifebeater got injured in his match, he will return from his torn calf in 9 month.
Rumours: Some guys said Raven was backstage at Fake You TV, but Kevin Crow and John Faretti told us it’s not true. The fans saw Raven at the parking lot, he was walking into the building. What does this mean? Is he CZW or will he become CZW?
