"It's hard for me to suspend my [disbelief] when somebody says "I'm gonna kick your butt" [when] you go down and see some 4th graders getting off a bus and one kid's calling the other one a cocksucker and the other one's saying "Yeah that's what your mom said last night when she was sucking my dick"
-If you've said it before you probably don't need to say it again
-The only person who cares if you were "there" at a wrestling event is you
-Vince McMahon knows a lot more about wrestling than you do
-You can sell your soul to the devil but your ass belongs to Brock Lesnar
