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This is hilarious. bit of an older story but still quite good to laugh at.
here is the link http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9294

The hero of the program, seen above on the left (how appropriate) is John Cena, a former gay porn star. Here, he stares lovingly into the eyes of his "opponent" as they prepare for a passionate kiss
Here, the bearded sodomite (he is apparently called "Triple H;" without a doubt, one of the Hs stands for "homosexual" and another for "HIV") prepares to penetrate himself with an enormous hammer-headed sex object
 

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Landover Baptist is a parody of Westboro Baptist. (But they are good & funny. Funny story, the writers for that site got expelled from Liberty University, a far-right wing diploma mill run by the Falwell family.)
 

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A Google search for "gay wrestling fans" turns up 378,000 results. A search for "straight wrestling fans" turns up only 258,000. And that's even when sodomites make up only 2-5% of the population. Wrap your brain around those figures!
This part had me rolling.
 

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God loves everyone. Except for the gays. Fuck you organized religion.
 

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I like this part
In case you didn't know, "raw" is a slang term in the homosexual community for sex performed without a condom, putting its participants at an extremely elevated risk for AIDS transmission.
I wonder what they think about Saturday Morning Slam, Smackdown, and TNA Impact.
 

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My reaction to thread title:




Then I was like:

 

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cant handle the stupidity.
 

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Landover Baptist is a parody of Westboro Baptist. (But they are good & funny. Funny story, the writers for that site got expelled from Liberty University, a far-right wing diploma mill run by the Falwell family.)
Jesus...I thought that was real for a second lol
 

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We're all gay.
 

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:lmao

I'm a christian myself but christ this is fucking hilarious.

ll True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY for indulging in this self-abuse! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female WWE sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!
I guess we all have to sit down and do our business, men!

 

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Something tells me I should sign up into the website and post the Wyatt's spider-walk pic just to see their reaction. :lmao
 

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When I first read the title I thought it said "Christian believes WWE is turning our children gay" and then planned to never see Christian in WWE again :lmao
Then I re-read thet title and wondered why Christian had his own forum.
I re-read it for the last time and the amounts of shits I gave nose-dived to zero.
 

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I had a quick look around on the site, there is also a thread saying Carly Rae Jepsen is a devil worshipper lol
 
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