[WeThePeople]

This is hilarious. bit of an older story but still quite good to laugh at.
here is the link http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9294

The hero of the program, seen above on the left (how appropriate) is John Cena, a former gay porn star. Here, he stares lovingly into the eyes of his "opponent" as they prepare for a passionate kiss

Here, the bearded ******** (he is apparently called "Triple H;" without a doubt, one of the Hs stands for "homosexual" and another for "HIV") prepares to penetrate himself with an enormous hammer-headed sex object

 

[Asenath]

Landover Baptist is a parody of Westboro Baptist. (But they are good & funny. Funny story, the writers for that site got expelled from Liberty University, a far-right wing diploma mill run by the Falwell family.)

 

[ejc8710]

WWE Is The Devil

 

[WeThePeople]

WWE Is The Devil

Vince Mcmahon got into a fight with god.

 

[ejc8710]

That Website was funny as hell but we all know the real bearded ******** is Daniel Bryan

 

[BigEvil2012]

:lmao

 

[TheGodsofChristmas]

A Google search for "gay wrestling fans" turns up 378,000 results. A search for "straight wrestling fans" turns up only 258,000. And that's even when ********* make up only 2-5% of the population. Wrap your brain around those figures!

This part had me rolling.

 

[RenegadexParagon]

That site is amazing.

 

[MachoMadness1988]

God loves everyone. Except for the gays. Fuck you organized religion.

 

[reyfan]

I like this part

In case you didn't know, "raw" is a slang term in the homosexual community for sex performed without a condom, putting its participants at an extremely elevated risk for AIDS transmission.

I wonder what they think about Saturday Morning Slam, Smackdown, and TNA Impact.

 

[ChickMagnet12]

My reaction to thread title:

Then I was like:

 

[Chi Town Punk]

cant handle the stupidity.

 

[RVD'S BONG]

Landover Baptist is a parody of Westboro Baptist. (But they are good & funny. Funny story, the writers for that site got expelled from Liberty University, a far-right wing diploma mill run by the Falwell family.)

Jesus...I thought that was real for a second lol

 

[WeThePeople]

The other threads on the site are hilarious.

 

[Bl0ndie]

We're all gay.

 

[Crozer]

:lmao

I'm a christian myself but christ this is fucking hilarious.

ll True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY for indulging in this self-abuse! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female WWE sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!

I guess we all have to sit down and do our business, men!

 

[Crozer]

Something tells me I should sign up into the website and post the Wyatt's spider-walk pic just to see their reaction. :lmao

 

[Emotion Blur]

When I first read the title I thought it said "Christian believes WWE is turning our children gay" and then planned to never see Christian in WWE again :lmao
Then I re-read thet title and wondered why Christian had his own forum.
I re-read it for the last time and the amounts of shits I gave nose-dived to zero.

 

[WeThePeople]

Something tells me I should sign up into the website and post the Wyatt's spider-walk pic just to see their reaction. :lmao

JESUS YES!!!, post pictures of their reaction. :lmao

 

[reyfan]

I had a quick look around on the site, there is also a thread saying Carly Rae Jepsen is a devil worshipper lol