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Hey guys, it's your top fella Hollywood Johnson bringing you another quality rant.
Bouncers, aka door guards, are among the most annoying people on the planet. One of them decided to snatch my id from me the other day for no reason. Because he had a horde of policeman to back him up, there is absolutley nothing you can say or do back. Luckily, the fat c*nt gave me it back. Also, the other night, some fella decided to kick me out of a nightclub for being *to drunk* Being the smart fella that i am, i managed to sneak my way back in with the help of a few fellas.
Don't you just wanna smack these dicks and take a shit in there face sometimes? Yeah right, it's never gunna happen. They're untouchable. One day, i'm gunna snap like Randy Savage and give one of these fellas a hiding. So if your top fella Hollywood Johnson is vacant from these forums for a while, then i'm probably slashed up in the cells somewhere getting raped every night by a skinhead. I'm treating every day on this forum like it's my last.
Love from your top fella, Hollywood Johnson.
Bouncers, aka door guards, are among the most annoying people on the planet. One of them decided to snatch my id from me the other day for no reason. Because he had a horde of policeman to back him up, there is absolutley nothing you can say or do back. Luckily, the fat c*nt gave me it back. Also, the other night, some fella decided to kick me out of a nightclub for being *to drunk* Being the smart fella that i am, i managed to sneak my way back in with the help of a few fellas.
Don't you just wanna smack these dicks and take a shit in there face sometimes? Yeah right, it's never gunna happen. They're untouchable. One day, i'm gunna snap like Randy Savage and give one of these fellas a hiding. So if your top fella Hollywood Johnson is vacant from these forums for a while, then i'm probably slashed up in the cells somewhere getting raped every night by a skinhead. I'm treating every day on this forum like it's my last.
Love from your top fella, Hollywood Johnson.