Booker T QOTN Thread

EraOfAwesome · Sep 19, 2011

Well, another PPV another Booker T commentary, so why not a Quotes of the night thread.

I didn't start paying too much attention until the WHC match and stopped paying attention when the clusterfuck started occuring in the main event, but he had some gold during that.

"I like to call da viper...dat man...uhhh"

Trying to brag that he calls Orton the Viper but gets caught up in his own words and just gives up.

"DID YOU SEE THAT? It didn't take but one punch from a man like Mark Henry...Mark Henry is a smshsh!"

He starts talking so fast the last part is just gibberish.

"What makes Orton unique is his patience...but I don't think even Orton is patient enough to just take a beating like

this all night..."

As if Orton decided to take a beatdown from Henry and is just biding his time.

"And that could have been it, at the same time Cole!"

Cole had literally not said anything prior to this statement, or anything in like 2 minutes for that matter.

Cole: -says something about the title and disqualification-
Booker: Uh-ah-uh (just starts making random noises...seriously.)

"She looking to capture that female womens diva championship!"

COle: What a mat...
Booker: (drowning him out completely) WHAT A MATCH...-pause- TONIGHT.

You don't gotta tell Triple H to bring it out, HE'S ALREADY GOT IT IN HIS BACK POCKET DAWG!

Triple H is in his element here tonight, on this THE NIGHT OF THE CHAMPIONS!

Right on da KNEE BONE connected to da ANKLE BONE.

Share yours.

Romanista · Sep 19, 2011

Booker: what a great spine buster!

Cole: it's side walk slam! are you really a 6 times champions?

starship.paint · Sep 19, 2011

deedeetee said:
right now
WOAH
WOAH
tonight
like I said
right here
tonight
like I said
right here
right here
WOAH
you got to be kiddin me
that's what i'm talkin about
like i said
like i said
right now
WOAH
WOW
like i said
WOAH
exactly what i'm talkin about
right here
right here
right here
right here
WOAH
WOW
let me tell you somethin
let me tell ya
right here
WOAH
MAN
WOAH
WOAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WAIT A MINUTE
right here
right now
right now
right there
imma tell ya
right here
right now
WOAH
check dis out
check dis out
right here
right there
imma tell ya
right now
check dis out
right here
right there
WOAH
tonight
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
wait a minute
right here
OH MY GOOTNESS
check this out
right here
like i said
WOAH
imma tell ya
imma tell ya
right now
right there
that's what i'm talkin about
wait a minute
imma tell ya
right now
OH MY GOOTNESS
check this out
right here
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN ME
WOAH
lemme tell ya somethin
right here
tonight
WOW
MAN
right there
WOW
here we go
right here
MAN
wait a minute
that's what im talkin about
right here
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WAIT A MINUTE
WHAT DA HELL
OOOOOH
WAIT A MINUTE
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
WOW
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HERE WE GO
WOAH
WOW
right there
right here
wait a minute
what tha hell
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
what da
what da hell
what da hell
tonight
right now
MY GOOTNESS
WOOOOW
WOAH
MAN
What da hell
WOAH
right now
tonight
right now
WOW
WOW
tonight

This

StarzNBarz · Sep 19, 2011

what a match TONIGHT!

cole: as apposed to last night?

deedeetee · Sep 19, 2011

starship.paint said:
This

If Cole ever loses his voice again, I will jump out a window and slit my throat on my way down.

I decided to keep track of Booker Tisms on a whim. I picked more and more up as the night went on and skipped the Diva's match. I also think I missed a match or two since this board doesn't allow for username searching, but the count went like this:

21, 40, 58, 121

#areyouseriousbro?

How the fuck does Cole get slammed for saying vintage and this jackass can say shit 13 times a match?

deedeetee · Sep 19, 2011

right here
right here
OH MY GOOTNESS
right now
right now
WOW
DID U SEE DAT
WOW
right here
DID YA SEE IT
right there
WOW
right there
WOW
OH MY GOOTNESS
WOW
right there
right there
right now
right there
right there

-------------------------------------------

Let me tell ya somethin
tonight
right here
let me tell ya
right here
right now
WOAH
let me tell ya
WOAH
right there
like I said
tonight
like I said
WOAH
right now
WOAH
right there
WOAH
tonight
right there
I tell ya
WOAH
WOW
Check dis out
Like I said
Check it out
right there
right there
right now
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
WOW
right there
MAN
right now
You've gotta be kiddin me
WOW
WOW
let me tell ya
right there
right here

-----------------------------------------

tonight
let me tell you somethin
tonight
let me tell you somethin
i'mma tell ya
tonight
right here
tonight
that's what I'm talkin about
right there
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOTNESS
That's what I'm talkin bout
right there
wait a minutes
right here
tonight
WOW
imma tell ya
right there
right here
imma tell ya
WOAH
DID YOU SEE THAT
That's what I'm talkin about
right there
MAN
MAN
tonight
tonight
right here
tonight
WOW
tonight
WOW
WOAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
right there
WOAH
right there
right there
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WOAH
wait a minute
wait a minute
right there
right there
OOOOOOOOOOH
WHAT DA HELL
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
right there
right there
OOOOOOOOOOOH
WOAH
let me tell ya
right now
You gotta be kiddin me
WOW
TONIGHT

---------------------------------------------

right now
WOAH
WOAH
tonight
like I said
right here
tonight
like I said
right here
right here
WOAH
you got to be kiddin me
that's what i'm talkin about
like i said
like i said
right now
WOAH
WOW
like i said
WOAH
exactly what i'm talkin about
right here
right here
right here
right here
WOAH
WOW
let me tell you somethin
let me tell ya
right here
WOAH
MAN
WOAH
WOAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WAIT A MINUTE
right here
right now
right now
right there
imma tell ya
right here
right now
WOAH
check dis out
check dis out
right here
right there
imma tell ya
right now
check dis out
right here
right there
WOAH
tonight
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
wait a minute
right here
OH MY GOOTNESS
check this out
right here
like i said
WOAH
imma tell ya
imma tell ya
right now
right there
that's what i'm talkin about
wait a minute
imma tell ya
right now
OH MY GOOTNESS
check this out
right here
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN ME
WOAH
lemme tell ya somethin
right here
tonight
WOW
MAN
right there
WOW
here we go
right here
MAN
wait a minute
that's what im talkin about
right here
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WAIT A MINUTE
WHAT DA HELL
OOOOOH
WAIT A MINUTE
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
WOW
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HERE WE GO
WOAH
WOW
right there
right here
wait a minute
what tha hell
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
what da
what da hell
what da hell
tonight
right now
MY GOOTNESS
WOOOOW
WOAH
MAN
What da hell
WOAH
right now
tonight
right now
WOW
WOW
tonight

Monsoon4Ever · Sep 19, 2011

Did he really say "oh my goodness"? I'll have to check the DVR, I think I missed that part.

Helghan_Rising · Sep 19, 2011

"Dat boy lookin' like Ortiz he dropped his hands and BAM!!!"

Also we got a "WHUT DUH HELL?!?!"

deedeetee · Sep 19, 2011

Helghan_Rising said:
Also we got a "WHUT DUH HELL?!?!"

A? You got like friggin 20.

Headliner · Sep 19, 2011

Why was Book putting Triple H over? If anything he should of been the complete opposite.

Booker: Eight years ago I had to play the game. Four years ago I had to play the game again. I AIN'T FORGET. TRIPLE H YOU BEEN DUCKING ME FOR 4 YEARS N!GGA.

Monsoon4Ever · Sep 19, 2011

I appreciated Cole before, but losing his voice tonight put the exclamation point on it. Lawler and Booker were suddenly fish out of water, that was pretty evident. Even when Cole's over-the-top annoying he's the commentary engine, he sets the table quite well.

Ham and Egger · Sep 19, 2011

*Miz and Truth Jumps HHH and Punk

Lawler: They could get fined!
Cole: They could be suspended!
Booker: They gon git FIRED!

That line had me rolling! :lmao

Vic Capri · Sep 19, 2011

I noticed he's been saying "Oh my goodness!" a lot.

TheLadderMatch · Sep 19, 2011

WHUT DA HAYLLL

StarzNBarz · Sep 19, 2011

Vic Capri said:
I noticed he's been saying "Oh my goodness!" a lot.

you forgot to put

-Vic

TheLadderMatch · Sep 19, 2011

deedeetee said:
right here
right here
OH MY GOOTNESS
right now
right now
WOW
DID U SEE DAT
WOW
right here
DID YA SEE IT
right there
WOW
right there
WOW
OH MY GOOTNESS
WOW
right there
right there
right now
right there
right there

-------------------------------------------

Let me tell ya somethin
tonight
right here
let me tell ya
right here
right now
WOAH
let me tell ya
WOAH
right there
like I said
tonight
like I said
WOAH
right now
WOAH
right there
WOAH
tonight
right there
I tell ya
WOAH
WOW
Check dis out
Like I said
Check it out
right there
right there
right now
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
WOW
right there
MAN
right now
You've gotta be kiddin me
WOW
WOW
let me tell ya
right there
right here

-----------------------------------------

tonight
let me tell you somethin
tonight
let me tell you somethin
i'mma tell ya
tonight
right here
tonight
that's what I'm talkin about
right there
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOTNESS
That's what I'm talkin bout
right there
wait a minutes
right here
tonight
WOW
imma tell ya
right there
right here
imma tell ya
WOAH
DID YOU SEE THAT
That's what I'm talkin about
right there
MAN
MAN
tonight
tonight
right here
tonight
WOW
tonight
WOW
WOAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
right there
WOAH
right there
right there
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WOAH
wait a minute
wait a minute
right there
right there
OOOOOOOOOOH
WHAT DA HELL
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
right there
right there
OOOOOOOOOOOH
WOAH
let me tell ya
right now
You gotta be kiddin me
WOW
TONIGHT

---------------------------------------------

right now
WOAH
WOAH
tonight
like I said
right here
tonight
like I said
right here
right here
WOAH
you got to be kiddin me
that's what i'm talkin about
like i said
like i said
right now
WOAH
WOW
like i said
WOAH
exactly what i'm talkin about
right here
right here
right here
right here
WOAH
WOW
let me tell you somethin
let me tell ya
right here
WOAH
MAN
WOAH
WOAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WAIT A MINUTE
right here
right now
right now
right there
imma tell ya
right here
right now
WOAH
check dis out
check dis out
right here
right there
imma tell ya
right now
check dis out
right here
right there
WOAH
tonight
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
wait a minute
right here
OH MY GOOTNESS
check this out
right here
like i said
WOAH
imma tell ya
imma tell ya
right now
right there
that's what i'm talkin about
wait a minute
imma tell ya
right now
OH MY GOOTNESS
check this out
right here
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN ME
WOAH
lemme tell ya somethin
right here
tonight
WOW
MAN
right there
WOW
here we go
right here
MAN
wait a minute
that's what im talkin about
right here
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WAIT A MINUTE
WHAT DA HELL
OOOOOH
WAIT A MINUTE
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
WOW
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HERE WE GO
WOAH
WOW
right there
right here
wait a minute
what tha hell
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
what da
what da hell
what da hell
tonight
right now
MY GOOTNESS
WOOOOW
WOAH
MAN
What da hell
WOAH
right now
tonight
right now
WOW
WOW
tonight

Double K · Sep 19, 2011

deedeetee said:
If Cole ever loses his voice again, I will jump out a window and slit my throat on my way down.

I decided to keep track of Booker Tisms on a whim. I picked more and more up as the night went on and skipped the Diva's match. I also think I missed a match or two since this board doesn't allow for username searching, but the count went like this:

21, 40, 58, 121

#areyouseriousbro?

How the fuck does Cole get slammed for saying vintage and this jackass can say shit 13 times a match?

This
Repped

Vic Capri · Sep 19, 2011

I did like how Cole screwed up on Mark Henry's weight and Booker said something like "That's 100 pound difference."

Booker T: I think Air Boom works better as a team than Awesome Truth

King:I could not disagree more. Air boom Works together so much better as a team than Awesome Truth.

FAIL

X D

evanderlongoria · Sep 19, 2011

yoouuuuu gotttaa beeee kidddinn meeeee?!! thats my favorite one makes me LOL everytime because u just KNOW its coming. Booker Rocks

EnglishWrestling · Sep 19, 2011

EraOfAwesome said:
Well, another PPV another Booker T commentary, so why not a Quotes of the night thread.

I didn't start paying too much attention until the WHC match and stopped paying attention when the clusterfuck started occuring in the main event, but he had some gold during that.

Share yours.

I don't know the exact quote, but he said something about how the Punk/HHH situation started as a "business venture", but is now personal. Did Punk and HHH start some sort of business together? I must have missed that part of the storyline.

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