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Source: Bleacher Report

By Daniel Massey (Senior Analyst) on September 26, 2011

WARNING LONG READ

10 reasons Kelly Kelly is the Divas Champion WWE Has Always Wanted

1.She's Attractive

Let’s face it; WWE likes to give the spotlight to extremely attractive women.

Sensational Sherri, Sunny, Sable—all the S’s!

Kelly Kelly is the one exception because her name begins with a K.

Needless to say she has the look that WWE wants to push in the company.

They want the Divas to be “flawless” (sorry for the needless quote from Michelle McCool and Layla) and tend not to push the Divas with real talent because of this.

2.She's Popular

The crowd loves her. I can’t remember the last time a Divas Champion garnered so many cheers.

Barring Night of Champions 2011 where Beth was on home turf, Kelly Kelly never fails to make the fans cheer for her.

This is the sort of Divas Champion WWE wants; someone who is popular enough to give the Divas division some credibility.

3.She's a Face

To have a heel champion would ruin the image of the “flawless” (there’s that quote again) Divas.

A face champion is perfect, allowing fans to cheer their hearts out for her hard work and determination, showing she can win time and time again, despite the monster heels who are out to destroy her.

4.She's Given the Divas Championship Credibility

By not losing the belt to Beth Phoenix yet, one could argue that Kelly Kelly has given the belt some credibility.

People are already down on the belt because of the design—not the best start when you are looking to make a Championship worth something.

Despite the purple butterfly design, Kelly Kelly has managed to bring prestige back to the belt by holding onto it for so long and defeating larger, stronger opponents than her.

She is making the belt relevant.

5.She Can Hang with the Big Girls

Her match with Beth Phoenix was a really decent showing at Night of Champions.

Both women put on a fantastic performance and I actually didn’t mind watching it.

It showed she can hang with the more experienced Divas of the pack and she can still look good in the ring.

6.She's Slowly Climbed to the Top

In 2006, Kelly Kelly debuted as a valet for Mike Knox, performing stripteases every week on ECW.

It has taken her five years to reach the top of the Divas ladder and I am glad she is staying there.

This is another reason why she is the Divas Champion the WWE has always wanted.

She has fought long and hard to improve her craft and is now finally reaping the rewards.

You couldn’t find a success story as good as this on the X-Factor!

7.She's Nifty in the Ring

People complain about lack of skill in Kelly Kelly but I really don’t see it.

She pulls off some really nifty moves in the ring.

A few months ago, I did a review of SmackDown in which I expressed my admiration for the show she had put on.

It was that match that has stuck in my mind despite me not knowing what the date was...or who she wrestled against...or what the nifty moves were.

I’ll have to look through my archives!

8.She Shows Emotion

Kelly Kelly is not just a plastic face, she actually shows emotion when the time calls for it.

When Kharma debuted, she usually went after Kelly Kelly, which resulted in Kelly Kelly being scared for her life.

How do I know that? I only had to look at her face!

She put on a really good scared face in my opinion and it is this ability to show the audience her character’s emotion that she is the Divas Champion the WWE has always wanted.

9.She Can Put on a Good Match

As I said before, Kelly Kelly can put on a good show and this is essential in Divas Champions if they are to conform to WWE standards.

Her matches are exciting, contain twists and turns and she can tell a story with her body.

10.She Has the Potential to Be the Female Cena

Anyone else think this? Or is it just me?

Something tells me in a few months time those who are bothered about the Divas division will be moaning about “SuperKelly” as well as “SuperCena”.

As listed in the other nine points, Kelly Kelly is the Divas Champion the WWE has always wanted; just as John Cena is the WWE Champion the WWE has always wanted.

The only thing she is missing is her own “Five moves of doom”.

Thanks for reading!


Thoughts? (I would personally like to say I am not a Kelly Kelly fan)
 

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I also stopped at #4. Kelly is the worst Diva's Champion I can remember, and that's saying a lot. She's terrible at everything and isn't even that attractive (by WWE diva standards).
Kelly has managed to destroy most of Beth's credibility though, so that's something.
 

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The fact that the IWC finds beasts like Beth and Natalya more attractive than Kelly is dead-on proof that the IWC is a minsority and probably full of people that need fucking glasses or Lasik.

Heres the biggest fact of them all:

Most people here will hate on Kelly Kelly no matter what and there's nothing she can do to sway those foolish opinions.

Actually the more divas they have like Kelly the more popular the liks of Natalya and Beth would be. In wrestling, it's hard to hate one wrestler when isn't another wrestler that you absolutely love.

Kelly will never be a good worker but she's nowhere near as bad as people make her out to be. Kelly is as good as you could expect fro someone who didn't spend hardly any time in developmental. People forget she was on the main roster almost immediately after being signed. Not too bad for some model in catalog. Not everything John Laurinitis has done has been a total failure.
 

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8.She Shows Emotion

Kelly Kelly is not just a plastic face, she actually shows emotion when the time calls for it.

When Kharma debuted, she usually went after Kelly Kelly, which resulted in Kelly Kelly being scared for her life.

How do I know that? I only had to look at her face!

She put on a really good scared face in my opinion and it is this ability to show the audience her character’s emotion that she is the Divas Champion the WWE has always wanted.



 

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The fact that the IWC finds beasts like Beth and Natalya more attractive than Kelly is dead-on proof that the IWC is a minsority and probably full of people that need fucking glasses or Lasik.

Heres the biggest fact of them all:

Most people here will hate on Kelly Kelly no matter what and there's nothing she can do to sway those foolish opinions.

Actually the more divas they have like Kelly the more popular the liks of Natalya and Beth would be. In wrestling, it's hard to hate one wrestler when isn't another wrestler that you absolutely love.

Kelly will never be a good worker but she's nowhere near as bad as people make her out to be. Kelly is as good as you could expect fro someone who didn't spend hardly any time in developmental. People forget she was on the main roster almost immediately after being signed. Not too bad for some model in catalog. Not everything John Laurinitis has done has been a total failure.
Beth and nat are hot the only beast is kelly kelly
 

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The fact that the IWC finds beasts like Beth and Natalya more attractive than Kelly is dead-on proof that the IWC is a minsority and probably full of people that need fucking glasses or Lasik.
I don't think Beth is more attractive than Kelly, but that doesn't make Kelly super attractive. Several other divas are vastly better looking than Kelly. Natalya has a killer body, by the way. Kelly looks like a mop with boobs.
 

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Bleacher Report is full of shit, and #3 makes no sense.

Kelly Kelly is the Divas Champion the WWE has wanted because she is a face? Um, Gail Kim was a face until she quit, and did she win the Divas Championship? No, she didn't.
 

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The fact that the IWC finds beasts like Beth and Natalya more attractive than Kelly is dead-on proof that the IWC is a minsority and probably full of people that need fucking glasses or Lasik.

hell yeah im with you brother.... what guy wouldnt want a retarded 13 yr old girl to take home... pull out your winkie and tell her its a strawberry ice cream cone


but yeah kelly is pretty awful, she was fine as an expose girl... do a 5 minute piss break dance then not be seen or heard for 7 days, sorry brah but nat could have a wang and id still smash

AHHHHHHHH
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*roll up* "1-2-3"
 

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4.She's Given the Divas Championship Credibility

By not losing the belt to Beth Phoenix yet, one could argue that Kelly Kelly has given the belt some credibility.

People are already down on the belt because of the design—not the best start when you are looking to make a Championship worth something.

Despite the purple butterfly design, Kelly Kelly has managed to bring prestige back to the belt by holding onto it for so long and defeating larger, stronger opponents than her.

She is making the belt relevant.
Ehhh. I hate to say it, but I sort of agree with this. I don't like Kelly Kelly, but I have been watching all her title matches with high hopes of her losing the belt. I guess that does bring credibility to the title. It will mean so much more when she finally loses.
 

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She's nowhere near as over as he's saying...has he been watching the WWE over the last two years? The fans chose Mickie James over every woman on the roster EVERY time they had a popularity contest and Kharma was outpopping almost everyone on the roster this year and she was a damn heel at first. LOL.


Most people here will hate on Kelly Kelly no matter what and there's nothing she can do to sway those foolish opinions.
Well tough luck for Ms Bleach Blonde..it's my fault that she FUCKING SUCKS. If she's not gonna make porno, she needs to get the fukk out of dodge. She's utterly worthless.
 

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Kelly Kelly was okay a year or so ago but ever since she started slapping ass and rubbing her ass in peoples faces, it all went downhill. She won't get respect doing that.
 

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:lmao @ 4-10

complete and utter bullshit. This guys is obviously a KK fanboy. He even says that he's happy she made it to the top and hopes she stays there.

Ehhh. I hate to say it, but I sort of agree with this. I don't like Kelly Kelly, but I have been watching all her title matches with high hopes of her losing the belt. I guess that does bring credibility to the title. It will mean so much more when she finally loses.

every day she holds the title, disgraces it more. Her multiple roll up victories don't give it any credibility, it just proves she's a flukey champ.
 
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