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Made Out Of Nothing
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Know what happens when you invite a scrawny ginger fuck into your apartment for a fun night of partying?

You get multiple cases of sexual harassment and a whole party ready to beat the shit out of this certain ginger fuck, including me shoving him down and having to be restrained by one of my friends.

Where do I even begin with this one. First off, Blasko does not know the meaning of "pacing yourself". Instantly downs three mixed drinks (he says five cause he wants to sound like he can hold his booze, but not true) and is trashed by the time the party actually starts (9pm). From there he goes on to touch/feel EVERY girl friend of mine's ass, tits, etc, including grabbing my best friend's girlfriend around the chest and pulling her in multiple times. You're fuckin' lucky Mike has enough respect to not cause a fight in my house, cause he would have murdered you dude. All those girls are close friends of mine whom I care for, and you blatantly disrespected EACH one of them. Don't give me that "I don't remember anything" shit, 'cause you obviously remembered a bunch from the night since you were apologizing all morning. Plus, if you black out from that little amount of alcohol, you probably shouldn't be drinking. Ever. And its not like ya did it once and stopped when they asked you to; you did it over and over and over again. Unacceptable, no matter how drunk you are.

Not to mention you were the definition of "cock-block" while I kept hooking up with that girl; by the way we were laughing at you in between grinding and making out when you were just sitting in the computer chair staring at us like a psycho. Weird shit.

Finally, the pepperoni. I live with three other guys, all close friends of mine. They spend their money, which is limited due to being broke college students, on food they want to eat. So when you go and start eating their food without asking anyone, there's a problem, especially with your behavior throughout the night. I tell you to stop eating the pepperoni and put it back in the fridge because its one of my roomate's, so its off-limits. You tell me no. Excuse me? Did you just tell me you're NOT going to stop eating the food that doesn't belong to you, but belongs to my roomate? In my own fucking house? Absolutely not. So I rip the pepperoni out of your hands, throw it back in the fridge, and tell you that you should go to bed. You get in my face like you're a fuckin' tough guy and tell me you'll do what you want, and you're going to get the pepperoni. Congrats on legitimately making me angry; it's an extremely rare thing. No one there aside from Mike has ever seen me mad. At this point ladies and gentlemen, I shove Blasko and he goes FLYING down my hallway like a small child as I stand over him and scream "I could fucking kill you right now". Luckily my friend Justin grabs me and stops me from doing anything foolish, 'cause I woulda broken the kid. You fucking better thank my friend Laura for putting you right to bed after that too, 'cause its where you belonged. Again, "I was drunk bro" is not an excuse. Everyone there was wasted, I had way more alcohol than a human body should have, and no one else had any problems. Just you. All fucking night.

At least you made the first party at the new apartment memorable. You'll forever be "that New York asshole that Chris almost beat the shit out of". So, thanks for that.

Quick question; do you have an accent that randomly appears every other word? 'Cause that's what it sounded like when you were both drunk AND sober. That or your extra chromosome was peaking through.

It's not a work; it's a shoot.

P.S.- Anyone else that lives in the tri-state area and can handle themselves is welcome to come party here. Plenty of booze and tons of awesome people.

P.P.S.- Sup WF? Long time, no see. Hope everyone had a bangin' Thanksgiving.
 

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the ginger or spartanlax?
 

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CM Punk's Wife!
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I'm confused, did this really happen??
 

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Nice to hear from you again Mr Lax. Sorry to hear about the predicament that was arrived at here and I hope it gets resolved out in the open, here on this forum for the pro graps, were we can all enjoy it. Best of luck.
 

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From my best friend Mary whom was at the party: "He came up to apologize to me (for already groping her earlier) and put his arm around me and was like 'is this bothering you? because you can tell me'. I said yeah and he said 'okay, but unless you want me to touch you I will' and went to fucking grope me AGAIN so I told him to get the fuck away from me."

One of the many girls with similar stories from last night.

You're fucking lucky I didn't hear about these specific details until after you left. TAG's practically my little sister. If I knew...there wouldn't have been enough people there to pull me off you, you rodent-looking fuck.
 

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Hunter of Invisible Game
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Thats what you get for hanging out with Green Bay Packers fans. Getting drunk, eating everything in sight and generally acting a fool is their M.O. son.
 

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No wonder he's such a jerk on here, he sounds like the biggest loser in real life. He probably has no friends and that was the first party he was ever invited to and that's why he got super drunk and didn't know how to act. I hate people like that! If you can't handle drinking you just shouldn't drink at all.
 

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I'll tell you this Hajime, what withe guy who wanted to bang the retarded chick and now this, you keep awesome company arounf you.
 

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Also, Chris is a swell guy. Leaves a friend with total strangers to fuck around with some 4'11 bitch who just talks about getting high all the time.

My side of the story is simple; I did much more drinking then Chris is letting on. When all of his friends where passed out, I was still going. Was I irresponsible? Yes, I very much was and I constantly apologized for my actions time and time again.

Also Chris, where you sober enough to see some of the girls at said party? Most of them where all over EVERYONE. The only girl I felt bad for was Laura, who I apologized to several times during the course of this event.

All the others? Totally asking for it.

Also, you could have cut me off at anytime. I would have listen since I consider you a good friend. Of course, you did the exact opposite and kept saying stuff like "dude, keep drinking" and handing me shots. I hold myself for my actions, but you're no saint either.

Another thing I find absolutely puzzling is that you and me made up on the car ride to the train station. I told you that I didn't mean any harm and even gave you a hug. Guess that didn't mean much to you, since you're still massively butthurt about the entire ordeal.
 
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