[Kenny]

Well, to explain the dilemma. It's quite simple really. I'm interested in this girl rit. Problem is she has "2 faces". Now I know what you're thinking, 2 faces? wtf is this guy talking about? But she does. On the surface she's pretty good looking, attractive, and well...usually I'd probaly persue. The problem simply resides in the fact that when she SMILES of all things it makes her morph into a completely different "2nd face", because well from what I'm gathering there's something wrong with her cheekbone, or maybe it's always been like that.

ITS A COMPLETE FUCKING TRANSFORMATION.

 

[BabyBoy]

You're a ...got. You aren't interested in a girl's smile. As long as the bitch can open her mouth and suck a cock, she's good in my book! Now do what any decent man would do, and fuck the bitch!!!!

 

[Kenny]

But the face it makes when it smiles, it scares me.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

 

[Sheik]

I feel you.

 

[Arya Dark]

Girls with weird faces when they smile need love too.

 

[Kenny]

If there can be a phobia that somewhere a duck is watching you, then there definitely should be a phobia for this.

 

[HoMiCiDaL26]

Put your dick in her mouth then she won't be smiling, she'll be crying.

 

[Kiz]

 

[Kenny]

NOW DO YOU SEE THE DILEMMA

 

[Role Model]

just never make her smile, keep her miserable, problem solved.

 

[Rawlin]

why are you even trying to make her smile? you're supposed to be an asshole bro, that's how you get chicks.

 

[Sheik]

^ One of the biggest misconceptions ever.