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Jinder Mahal needs to humiliate America as payback for hating and discriminating against him. And what better day to do that than Independence Day - July 4th?

Who would be the best patriotic American for him to squash on that day? Someone he can really beat down and destroy with the help of his minions.

I propose bringing back The All American American Jack Swagger to do the honors! Who do you think they should use?
 

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Well, with his terrible win/loss record and extremely long tenure on JobberLand I'm not so sure that the battle of the two most undeserving champs in history would work since Swagger is at least legit. I couldn't buy a humiliating squash. If we are going to bring in a patriot that I will truly be able to believe that Jobber Mahal could squash I'm going with a 63 year old Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

With the stipulation that Hacksaw isn't allowed to bring out the 2x4 to even the odds stacked against him by with the Oompa Loompa's outside of the ring.
 

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Sgt.Slaughter or destroy Alpha in a handicap match.
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That would be cool. Beat down Slaughter the same way he beat down Hacksaw Jim Duggan when he was the heel Iraqi sympathizer champion. Unfortunately I think Sarge is probably too old to get in the ring now.
 
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Jinder Mahal needs to humiliate America as payback for hating and discriminating against him. And what better day to do that than Independence Day - July 4th?

Who would be the best patriotic American for him to squash on that day? Someone he can really beat down and destroy with the help of his minions.

I propose bringing back The All American American Jack Swagger to do the honors! Who do you think they should use?
You're assuming he's still a champ and not relegated back to jobber status by that time. Hell, Orton might ask for his rematch tonight and get his title back.
 

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Him and the Singh Brothers should just beat the shit out of those duds American Alpha.
 
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Rarely do I agree with Russo, but Russo said yesterday that, after the Orton rematch, he'd have Jinder go over Cena clean. What better day for that than around the 4th of July?

I keep throwing the idea around that Jinder ought to have four or five women at this Punjabi celebration complimenting his success and body and then stick around as valets for him to keep stirring up the heat he gets from steroid shamers and then that would stir up massive new heat with the coutnless SJWs that scream at anything (even fictional) misogynistic.

If Jinder went over Cena clean, then you could get the kids hating Jinder, the moms even more angry that their kids' hero cannot beat the person they already despised. In kayfabe, it'd create somewhat of a hopelessness too, because if Jinder is skilled enough to top Cena with no help, yet has a rotation of seven helpers at his whim for any big match.

Smarks already angry , xenophobic "rasslin" fans already angry, casuals suspicious of steroids, SJW then angry, Cena loses further angering parents and then making kids angry.... Prints $$$$$$$$$
 
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Rarely do I agree with Russo, but Russo said yesterday that, after the Orton rematch, he'd have Jinder go over Cena clean. What better day for that than around the 4th of July?

I keep throwing the idea around that Jinder ought to have four or five women at this Punjabi celebration complimenting his success and body and then stick around as valets for him to keep stirring up the heat he gets from steroid shamers and then that would stir up massive new heat with the coutnless SJWs that scream at anything (even fictional) misogynistic.

If Jinder went over Cena clean, then you could get the kids hating Jinder, the moms even more angry that their kids' hero cannot beat the person they already despised. In kayfabe, it'd create somewhat of a hopelessness too, because if Jinder is skilled enough to top Cena with no help, yet has a rotation of seven helpers at his whim for any big match.

Smarks already angry , xenophobic "rasslin" fans already angry, casuals suspicious of steroids, SJW then angry, Cena loses further angering parents and then making kids angry.... Prints $$$$$$$$$
Casuals love steroid guys!
 

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You're assuming he's still a champ and not relegated back to jobber status by that time. Hell, Orton might ask for his rematch tonight and get his title back.
I'd bet a lot of money that's not going to happen. I'll be very surprised if he drops the belt before SummerSlam.

BTW I'd mark out like crazy if they brought back Hulk Hogan to confront Jinder on July 4th. Have Hogan give a rub to someone else (Mojo?) to confront Jinder. They'd need to bring back Hogan a bit before that to do some image rehab though.
 

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If Mahal had to be squashed, it should be Cena. Despite his mixed reactions, he probably generates the most interest and makes it a bigger match than the alternatives. However, there'd be far more outrage and interest resulting from the match if Mahal beat someone like Cena on July 4th as despicably and heelishly as possible.
 

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If Mahal had to be squashed, it should be Cena. Despite his mixed reactions, he probably generates the most interest and makes it a bigger match than the alternatives. However, there'd be far more outrage and interest resulting from the match if Mahal beat someone like Cena on July 4th as despicably and heelishly as possible.
Cena is definitely a great target. Taking him out of action for awhile in despicable fashion could set up an epic money match at SummerSlam. Maybe even go after his wife? Have his goons hold her up and make her watch as he beats Cena down!
 

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The only answer is no washed up legends, no nobody tag teams, the only answer is John Cena. You want to talk about getting heat? Well there it is, you have Jinder wipe the floor with Cena (Pending availability) and mother huggers will erupt in that arena! Should Cena not be an option given the Smackdown current roster perhaps Mojo, Zayn, or I guess the Amercian Alpha. But you want the best return on the moment and it's Cena.. 100% squash, 100% results.
 

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That could actually be awesome if they did it right. Have the Brawler cut a promo saying his career was better than Jinder's, he won more big matches, etc. Then have Jinder get angry about it and destroy him. People would be pissed since he's rightly loved as a legend in this business.
 

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That could actually be awesome if they did it right. Have the Brawler cut a promo saying his career was better than Jinder's, he won more big matches, etc. Then have Jinder get angry about it and destroy him. People would be pissed since he's rightly loved as a legend in this business.
He's likely won since, but I only remember him pinning Triple H on Smackdown, in 2000.
 
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