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· PUSH BIG E
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To the melody of this.
[YOUTUBE]gt9yt9h7GU[/YOUTUBE]



Sung by Batista And The Oxygen Tanks.

He thought that he had all the crowd on his side. But he went and blew it, all sky high. Now the crowd won't even spare a decent chant. All because Batista.

Ripped his pants.

When small Daniel Bryan came around to put him down, Batista turned into a clown. And no girl ever wants to chant, for a fool who goes and... rips his pants.

He knows he shouldn't botch around and he shouldn't curse, but the pain is so much worse. Cause trying to perform a Batista bomb is a lot less fun, with a burn from the sun, or skinny jeans up your bum.

Now he learned a lesson he won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret, train yourself, don't fuck up a chance, and you won't end up like the gassed wrestler who ripped his pants.
 

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:lmao :lmao :lmao

Well done.
 

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but that segment was lol worthy
 

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Why is this a thing? He wrestles in trunks ffs. The rip shows part of his thigh we see every time he wrestles a match.
It's not about what you could be seen. Hell, my undies aren't as revealing as what Batista, Orton, and most of the pro wrestlers out there wear. It's about something that happened, that wasn't planned, and for the most part is funny unless it happens to you.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer douche bag.
 

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It's not about what you could be seen. Hell, my undies aren't as revealing as what Batista, Orton, and most of the pro wrestlers out there wear. It's about something that happened, that wasn't planned, and for the most part is funny unless it happens to you.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer douche bag.
Exactly.

Just don't acknowledge the kill joy, and we'll be fine.
 

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I prefer Buzz Killington.

Anyways, I didn't mean to be that guy. I just didn't find it as amusing as others. Carry on.
To be honest, I only find it amusing because we were all waiting for it with Batista.

If it was some guy like ADR, Sheamus, or like.. anyone else, would've sad whatever. They weren't people wearing skinny jeans where half the community keeps mentioning how they're going to rip. The ironic part is he wasn't even wearing the skinny jeans this time.
 
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