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To the melody of this.
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Sung by Batista And The Oxygen Tanks.
He thought that he had all the crowd on his side. But he went and blew it, all sky high. Now the crowd won't even spare a decent chant. All because Batista.
Ripped his pants.
When small Daniel Bryan came around to put him down, Batista turned into a clown. And no girl ever wants to chant, for a fool who goes and... rips his pants.
He knows he shouldn't botch around and he shouldn't curse, but the pain is so much worse. Cause trying to perform a Batista bomb is a lot less fun, with a burn from the sun, or skinny jeans up your bum.
Now he learned a lesson he won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret, train yourself, don't fuck up a chance, and you won't end up like the gassed wrestler who ripped his pants.
[YOUTUBE]gt9yt9h7GU[/YOUTUBE]

Sung by Batista And The Oxygen Tanks.
He thought that he had all the crowd on his side. But he went and blew it, all sky high. Now the crowd won't even spare a decent chant. All because Batista.
Ripped his pants.
When small Daniel Bryan came around to put him down, Batista turned into a clown. And no girl ever wants to chant, for a fool who goes and... rips his pants.
He knows he shouldn't botch around and he shouldn't curse, but the pain is so much worse. Cause trying to perform a Batista bomb is a lot less fun, with a burn from the sun, or skinny jeans up your bum.
Now he learned a lesson he won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret, train yourself, don't fuck up a chance, and you won't end up like the gassed wrestler who ripped his pants.