[Tater]

Men who eat processed meat like bacon have poorer sperm: study

Researchers from the Harvard School of Public Health found that men who eat lots of processed meat like bacon and sausage have lower sperm quality than men who don't. Men who have a diet heavy in fish have better sperm and more of it.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/bacon-bad-sperm-study-article-1.1487256#ixzz2hwd8ZKTP

"Men who eat just one slice of bacon or sausage link a day have 30% fewer normal sperm than men who don’t, according to the study."

Welp, I guess there goes any hope of me ever having kids. Fuck giving up bacon.

Here's an idea for all you men out there with women wanting kids when you don't... EAT MORE BACON!

 

[braajeri]

"I'm pregnant"

"Liar! I eat bacon for breakfast, bologna for lunch, and pigs-in-a-blanket for dinner every day!"

 

[Zen]

Fucking everything that's good in thus world is bad for you

 

[Rush]

what if i have lots of fish as well as bacon :brodgers

 

[The Ultimate Puke]

what if i have lots of fish as well as bacon :brodgers

Evens out brah! Logic.

 

[ROGERTHAT21]

Well that's just too damn bad sperm count.

 

[Black Jesus]

Oh well, looks like I'm going to lose a lot of sperm.

 

[Neuron]

"Men who eat just one slice of bacon or sausage link a day have 30% fewer normal sperm than men who don’t, according to the study."

...Sooooo

Eat more bacon? Got it.

 

[ABrown]

easy solution: turkey bacon

 

[RoosterSmith]

well, since I love bacon ...

And fear the financial strain of pregnancy ...

 

[John_Sheena22]

I guess this explains why Muslims have so many babies

 

[WWE]

I guess this explains why Muslims have so many babies

 

[Kratosx23]

Oh well, too bad for my sperm. :bacron

 

[swagger_ROCKS]

Fucking everything that's good in thus world is bad for you

True that.

 

[obby]

:lmao holy shit this is so awful

 

[Dub]

:lmao at that pic

 

[bme]

Ain't having kids anytime soon so...

 

[ManiacMichaelMyers]

Don't really partake very often so 's'all good.

 

[ROGERTHAT21]

:lmao holy shit this is so awful

:lmao I'm crying.

 

[LateTrain27]

So... what food will science prove to be unhealthy next?