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I'm pissed this bitch talking on her obamaphone turned way to fucking quickly in the parking lot at a local grocery market and slammed right into the side of my fucking car. of course the dumb bitch has got the basic of basic plpd and im not even going to have a fucking rental car while they fix my shit. fucking 1400 dollars in damanages im so pissed how the fuck am i gonna get to work, how the fuck am i gonna get to my hoes house to get some pussy. im just pissed. they said they will need my shit for four fucking days cause this bitch with her obama phone and big ass van doesnt know how to simply pull out of a fucking parking spot. i bet she bought her food with a fucking food card i pay my taxes and end up paying for this bitches groceries on her food stamps. i can't believe this shit how fucking stupid do you have to be to swing your fucking 1997 dodge caravan right into the side of my silver ass car leaving 1400 dollars in damages im pissed heres a picture.. nevermind i don't want to deal with sending a picture from my phone to my email just to show you guys. all in all im just pissed. my car is Japanese as fuck too, where the fuck are they gonna find the parts? is there japanese stores that carry mistsubishi parts for cars i dont even know. god im just pissed



not to fucking mention this is my 2nd accident in a fucking parking lot with some obama phone cunt rag bitch in 2 months. surprised them dip shits at the fucking body shop don't know my name im pissed they probably had the shit on backorder already knowing some cunt shit was gonna hit my Japanese cars ass


 

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Still not as bad as the UK government giving pregnant teenagers free houses
 

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-A free cellphone given by the US Government (i.e. you and me) to Americans and illegals who do not want to work and who believe they are entitled to free stuff from the Government (i.e. you and me) because they are lazy, uneducated and unmotivated... and because most of America is racist. This is but one "government benefit" that the current Obama administration believes is key to "spreading our wealth" and re-distributing money from the makers to the takers, similar to practices exercised by other socialist countries in Europe and South America. Other government benefits frequently enjoyed by these "slackers" or "47 percent" include free or subsidized housing, welfare, food stamps, disability payments and free healthcare (aka "Obamacare").

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:lmao

Still not as bad as the UK government giving pregnant teenagers free houses
Wow. That is pathetic. In America you just get your own show.
 

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I'm pissed this bitch talking on her obamaphone turned way to fucking quickly in the parking lot at a local grocery market and slammed right into the side of my fucking car. of course the dumb bitch has got the basic of basic plpd and im not even going to have a fucking rental car while they fix my shit. fucking 1400 dollars in damanages im so pissed how the fuck am i gonna get to work, how the fuck am i gonna get to my hoes house to get some pussy. im just pissed. they said they will need my shit for four fucking days cause this bitch with her obama phone and big ass van doesnt know how to simply pull out of a fucking parking spot. i bet she bought her food with a fucking food card i pay my taxes and end up paying for this bitches groceries on her food stamps. i can't believe this shit how fucking stupid do you have to be to swing your fucking 1997 dodge caravan right into the side of my silver ass car leaving 1400 dollars in damages im pissed heres a picture.. nevermind i don't want to deal with sending a picture from my phone to my email just to show you guys. all in all im just pissed. my car is Japanese as fuck too, where the fuck are they gonna find the parts? is there japanese stores that carry mistsubishi parts for cars i dont even know. god im just pissed



not to fucking mention this is my 2nd accident in a fucking parking lot with some obama phone cunt rag bitch in 2 months. surprised them dip shits at the fucking body shop don't know my name im pissed they probably had the shit on backorder already knowing some cunt shit was gonna hit my Japanese cars ass


AW MAH DAT SUK U SHUD HIT DAT BTCH N DA VGNYA N CUM ON HR CAR N STEEL HR CR CUZ U R A BALR DIS SHT IS B.S. I HPE U KIK HER MFUKN ASS OMFG
 

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Yeah, I'm insured. I'm just upset cause I'll have to be without my car for a few days. I was just throwing a first world problem bitch fit.
 

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I'm pissed this bitch talking on her obamaphone turned way to fucking quickly in the parking lot at a local grocery market and slammed right into the side of my fucking car. of course the dumb bitch has got the basic of basic plpd and im not even going to have a fucking rental car while they fix my shit. fucking 1400 dollars in damanages im so pissed how the fuck am i gonna get to work, how the fuck am i gonna get to my hoes house to get some pussy. im just pissed. they said they will need my shit for four fucking days cause this bitch with her obama phone and big ass van doesnt know how to simply pull out of a fucking parking spot. i bet she bought her food with a fucking food card i pay my taxes and end up paying for this bitches groceries on her food stamps. i can't believe this shit how fucking stupid do you have to be to swing your fucking 1997 dodge caravan right into the side of my silver ass car leaving 1400 dollars in damages im pissed heres a picture.. nevermind i don't want to deal with sending a picture from my phone to my email just to show you guys.


all in all im just pissed. my car is Japanese as fuck too, where the fuck are they gonna find the parts? is there japanese stores that carry mistsubishi parts for cars i dont even know. god im just pissed



not to fucking mention this is my 2nd accident in a fucking parking lot with some obama phone cunt rag bitch in 2 months. surprised them dip shits at the fucking body shop don't know my name im pissed they probably had the shit on backorder already knowing some cunt shit was gonna hit my Japanese cars ass
 

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Lol
 

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Jesus Christ, throw me a warning before you post Bruce Campbell all over the place, I didn't have a fucking towel ready.
 
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