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I thought it was the best comedy segment in ages. Well, actually one of the other best comedy segments in recent memory featured Bryan too. When he kicked Little Jimmy out of the ring. Much more tolerable than Santino and Hornswoggle's bullshit.

Kane is perfect in this role. He's so versatile as a character yet so commited as being the same old monster. I usually hate these goatface comments but I had to laugh when the child came in with the goat head. :lmao Perfect.

Bryan and Kane for tag champs!
 

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Kane was by far the highlight of the night. His role in the anger management segments was pure gold.

Bryan...mediocre. Nothing he did was special. Of course the blind Bryan marks are in here sucking his dick about how stellar he was when in reality his part was average at best. What, does all a guy have to do these days is say "Don't touch me" to a black guy and unconvincingly get angry when a kid walks in wearing a goat mask (in what was obviously an incredible stretch to try and milk the goat jokes) to be considered the second coming of Jesus in pro wrestling?

Kane's 2 minute involvement absolutely dwarfed everything Bryan did last night in its entirety.
Why people can't like both? Why people can't like something you don't? Why we all gotta like what you like?
 

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Why people can't like both? Why people can't like something you don't? Why we all gotta like what you like?
Where did I say you can't like Bryan? Did I? No, in fact I didn't. I said that I felt Bryan's involvement was average and mediocre and the fact that all of his blind marks are coming in praising him for what was by all means a very average and mediocre performance indicates that they are, in fact, blind marks, meaning that they will praise whatever he's involved in and never acknowledge when he does something sub standard.

Nowhere did I say "you should be like me and not like what Bryan did." The fact that you're misconstruing my words and interpreting them falsely as a personal attack makes you come across as a butthurt blind Bryan mark. "I LOVE WHAT BRYAN DID OMGZ IT WAS SO FUNNIE...YOU DIDN'T LIKE HYM? WHY WE ALL GOTTA LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE?" An adult would take what I said at face value and notice that its my opinion, one I'm entitled to just like you. If yours is you like Bryan, be my guest. My opinion is that his role in the segments wasn't anything special, was a force attempt to try and shoehorn in more illogical goat jokes and that I don't understand why his blind marks are praising it so highly.
 

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Favorite part of Raw
 

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Where did I say you can't like Bryan? Did I? No, in fact I didn't. I said that I felt Bryan's involvement was average and mediocre and the fact that all of his blind marks are coming in praising him for what was by all means a very average and mediocre performance indicates that they are, in fact, blind marks, meaning that they will praise whatever he's involved in and never acknowledge when he does something sub standard.

Nowhere did I say "you should be like me and not like what Bryan did." The fact that you're misconstruing my words and interpreting them falsely as a personal attack makes you come across as a butthurt blind Bryan mark. "I LOVE WHAT BRYAN DID OMGZ IT WAS SO FUNNIE...YOU DIDN'T LIKE HYM? WHY WE ALL GOTTA LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE?" An adult would take what I said at face value and notice that its my opinion, one I'm entitled to just like you. If yours is you like Bryan, be my guest. My opinion is that his role in the segments wasn't anything special, was a force attempt to try and shoehorn in more illogical goat jokes and that I don't understand why his blind marks are praising it so highly.
But you come in here throwing a hissy fit because people are praising Daniel Bryan for his performance when YOU thought Bryan was horrible. Clearly, the others didn't think so. You consider them blind marks because their opinion of something that YOU DIDN'T LIKE. Maybe they get entertainment off of stuff that you don't? Maybe you get entertainment off of stuff that they don't. Does that make you a blind mark?
 

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I really enjoy these backstage segments, unlike the Santino brand of humour they are actually funny and not unbearable. Love the unpredictable nature of Kane and the comedic stylings of Daniel Bryan, watching how much he has grown since his ROH days, he reminds me more of Kurt Angle each week.
This. It felt like the segment was meant for us especially with kane's references.
 

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But you come in here throwing a hissy fit because people are praising Daniel Bryan for his performance when YOU thought Bryan was horrible. Clearly, the others didn't think so. You consider them blind marks because their opinion of something that YOU DIDN'T LIKE. Maybe they get entertainment off of stuff that you don't? Maybe you get entertainment off of stuff that they don't. Does that make you a blind mark?
Thank you for saying what needed to be said!
 

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But you come in here throwing a hissy fit because people are praising Daniel Bryan for his performance when YOU thought Bryan was horrible. Clearly, the others didn't think so. You consider them blind marks because their opinion of something that YOU DIDN'T LIKE. Maybe they get entertainment off of stuff that you don't? Maybe you get entertainment off of stuff that they don't. Does that make you a blind mark?
Step by step posting on WF.

1. Find thread involving Daniel Bryan.
2. Choose "points" from the following:
  • Vanilla Midget
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  • Blind Marks
  • Not Funny
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3. Post them in any order.
4. Hope for reaction.
5. Rinse, repeat.
 

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You people are happy that Kane is going over to the lighter side, becoming a face? Are you deranged or are you blind. Sure the segment was funny, but this is a bunch of bullcrap. Kane is turning face for the umpteenth time and he shouldnt be. His character is being ruined and I find it really hard to take him seriously. What's wrong with you people?
 

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You people are happy that Kane is going over to the lighter side, becoming a face? Are you deranged or are you blind. Sure the segment was funny, but this is a bunch of bullcrap. Kane is turning face for the umpteenth time and he shouldnt be. His character is being ruined and I find it really hard to take him seriously. What's wrong with you people?
Kane is a tweener, he is exempt from heel/face turns and has been for many years. His character is all about doing whatever the hell he wants, and the anger management segment - as hilarious as it was - did no harm in belittling his 'monster' characteristics (as witnessed by Cole and Matthews being scared to death of him at ringside and attacking random guys).
 

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Really? So Kane was a tweener when he feuded with major babyfaces like Cena and Orton? Nuh Uh. Dont think so. And dont you think it was so stupid how Kane chokeslammed Otunga rather than Ryder because the classes helped him? What the hell difference does that show? He shouldnt attack or interfere with anything! Stupid ass WWE logic.
 

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Really? So Kane was a tweener when he feuded with major babyfaces like Cena and Orton? Nuh Uh. Dont think so. And dont you think it was so stupid how Kane chokeslammed Otunga rather than Ryder because the classes helped him? What the hell difference does that show? He shouldnt attack or interfere with anything! Stupid ass WWE logic.
What I'm saying is that Kane doesn't need a reason to turn face or heel. That's practically what a tweener is. His character is just an unpredictable monster. It's all dependant on who he's against. If he's against a face he'll be a heel. If he's against a heel he'll be a face.

Not really sure where they are going with the Zack Ryder thing though.
 

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I was getting tired of the "No" stuff but that promo got me back into it.... the whole thing was hilarious... it's kinda killing Kane's character but who really cares now that he's not really going anywhere at this point anyways.

The part where the kid comes in with the goat mask had me laughing my ass off, the way he just gets out of his seat, starts yelling "no" and throws his note pad to the ground. Screw the Sheamus and Del Rio feud... give this guy back the world heavyweight title!
 

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You people are happy that Kane is going over to the lighter side, becoming a face? Are you deranged or are you blind. Sure the segment was funny, but this is a bunch of bullcrap. Kane is turning face for the umpteenth time and he shouldnt be. His character is being ruined and I find it really hard to take him seriously. What's wrong with you people?
True, it is ruining his character lol, but let's face it, the WWE wasn't doing anything with him and he'd be jobbing to Sheamus right now if he wasn't in this angle.
 
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