You are an absolute Looney Tune, mate. You literally mocked Wood for posting essays whilst writing your own. Next you'll be diagnosing our mental illnesses again, Dr. Garty. You're also being racist which is just wonderful. Did you learn nothing from your ban?Well, well, well. This thread seems fitting enough. I'll add my own "you guys suck" thoughts, you know, since a few of us users can't say anything bad, untoward, opposite, hurtful or true, that the Angry Aussies and Opinion Minions don't like to hear about, on that um, the ah, oh yeah, the actual AEW board. They are the AEW's forum filter and opinion obstacle. They know who they are and they know how much I and others despise them... even obtaining my own "unwarranted and wrongful" 3-month ban because of it. They will see this and without a doubt pounce all over it when they do. However, I have them ignore/block, so I'm good. Let's go!
Okay, so, AEW has been a company for about 18 months now. Two PPV's within six months. Then Dynamite on TNT TV debuting in October 2019. So really, we should be calling them a 9-10 month company. You decide.
They all claim to watch ("or not") the TV and PPV's, all along the way, tearing into the company week after week after week. Hundreds of posts screaming, "fuck this company", "they won't last", "it's going to be cancelled" "Tony Khan is a mark, this is his little vanity project", "why do they always show Marko Stunt and Sonny Kiss", "make it believable", "even Jim Cornette says how dumb and unfunny it is, as do other internet (so-called) journalists" and I'll just stop right there. Oh wait... I forgot the one thing they can all agree on...
It's the "I'm done, I can't watch this shit anymore and I won't be coming back" always said either before, during, or after, each show. Heard that a lot? Yeah, so have I. I'll even do you one better. How about this little gem, "I don't need to watch it to know that it sucked because I read the results online". Yeah so, "I don't, but do, watch something I don't like, so maybe if I read about it that will be good enough, no... I must watch it with my own eyes, so that way I'm able to present my, Top-10 100% Indisputable, Unbiased, Opinionated Fact-Checking Stats w/ Charts and Graphs, but right now, if you excuse me, I'll get to that, right after I finish typing up this 5000-word essay proving I'm right!" Whew! That was a long one.
Now, I don't know about anyone else, so I'll speak for myself here and say, unequivocally, the following, I don't eat food I don't like the taste of, I don't drink any alcohol if it's too strong, I don't shop in a store I would never buy clothes from, I don't watch a movie if it's not my favorite genre, I don't watch a particular sport I have no interest in watching, hmm "I don't watch a particular sport I have no interest in watching", is that right, did I really just say, "I don't watch a particular sport I have no interest in watching" I think I did, I did say, "I DON'T WATCH A PARTICULAR SPORT I HAVE NO INTEREST IN WATCHING" Now it makes complete sense!!! If you don't like a person, place, or thing you don't like, then find a person, place, or thing you do like. How could I not see this clue all along!? I sure have wasted a lot of time in my life, doing the things I don't like to do. Really, you guys should take that revelation under advisement and decide for yourselves, if I'm doing something I don't like to do, I can just stop doing it.
How can one take an ounce of what you claim, is in any way, true? Especially when you all preach that your own opinions (from your God himself, Jim Cornette), are in any way, more "valid", or more "right", than any other user on this entire website. I don't know how upside down, or right-side up it is there in the Australian outback. However, what I do know is that you're all cut from the same cloth, sewn by the same worker, from the same cotton-field crop, from the same worker who picked the cotton and finally, the farm owner, who planted the seed. It could also be taking too many 'roo kicks to the head? Maybe you're getting too much sun? Maybe a Dingo ate your baby?
Anyway, there's no point of me going on because I've said it all before and you've heard it all before. I'm sure that will bring the people to their feet. Bravo! Bravo! Now please, help yourselves and be My Guest in the comments below...