[Gandalf]

so lets start the year off
steph still got dem titties that pop Brassieres off
daniel bryan yest chants makin my ears soft.
and roman reigns is a deranged insane spear god.

bray wyatt, straight violent, got bitches cryin.
it's underlying that a new era is arriving.
cesaro swinging motherfuckers all the time and
everybody loved the titles gettin put on bryan.

sandow is getting buried
rowans mask is still scary
aj lees tits are like 2 blueberrys.
i just see los matadores as 2 new fairys.

the end.

 

[Punked Up]

4/10

 

[BruceLeGorille]

it really sucks, i mean look at the architectural aspect of your poem, there is no construction plus look at your rhyme plan and there is no assonance. Where are my goddam "Rimes embrassé"?

 

[Gandalf]

it really sucks, i mean look at the architectural aspect of your poem, there is no construction plus look at your rhyme plan and there is no assonance. Where are my goddam "Rimes embrassé"?

i have failed you, i must leave forever.

 

[Arcturus]

 

[Burzo]

4/10

/Thread

:

 

[WWE]

Well, this didn't end well

 

[Gandalf]

Well, this didn't end well

i honestly had nothing after the steph line, i think that is the best thing

 

[Simpsons Modern Life]

2014, Rey breaks his spleen, how so that seems supreme
Romen Reigns comes in with a punch that is also quite extreme
Another JBL comment about a goat that is flying
The IWC's darling the only Daniel Bryan
It's all PG so there's no blood shed
Instead we get a diva who's hair is bright red
The authority takes a stand, Batista too lends a hand
Randy Orton's turning heel but so many say his bland
Hulk Hogan thinks he's cool after doing a Miley Cyrus twerk
Vince McMahon's getting rich launching the WWE Network
Total Diva's on the rise, AJ is hit with a surprise
Of an NXT diva taking the title for the prize
Satnino's still dancing, so is Brodus and now Xavier
Michael Coles still on commentary, Vince McMahon do us a favour
Replace Lawler with the Heyman it would be the teams saviour
And spice the mid card up a little add more variety and some flavour
Though we have been blessed and lucky to see the wonderful Renee Young
And that's whats happened in 2014, the years begun with more to come.

Off the top of my head though I can't be bothered now as I'm trying to eat my kebab! lol

 

[randomfanboy]

2chainz homie is that you dawg?

 

[Gandalf]

2chainz homie is that you dawg?

2 CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Chan Hung]

MY RE: to the OP- My quick poem reply..didn't think much into it..

Sorry OP...you wrote so much about the WWE year.
Yet...reading each word brings me a tear.
No offense but you can't rap
I thought i'd give it a chance but it was crap.
Try again friend maybe you can pass the rhyme test
Or dream on, realize you can't touch the best.
People are reading and falling to sleep
Because after reading your post it put us to weep.
Best of luck in your future encounters
As we drift on another thread like ocean flounders.

 

[Gandalf]

MY RE: to the OP- My quick poem reply..didn't think much into it..

Sorry OP...you wrote so much about the WWE year.
Yet...reading each word brings me a tear.
No offense but you can't rap
I thought i'd give it a chance but it was crap.
Try again friend maybe you can pass the rhyme test
Or dream on, realize you can't touch the best.
People are reading and falling to sleep
Because after reading your post it put us to weep.
Best of luck in your future encounters
As we drift on another thread like ocean flounders.

teach me your ways.

 

[Chan Hung]

teach me your ways.

Yes i will...you have a ways to go....eventually you can work on that flow.

 

[Gandalf]

Yes i will...you have a ways to go....eventually you can work on that flow.

chan hung, you tha man son
me and u should rap together we'll buy a mansion
fill it with bitches, you know they'll be dancin
we throwin them hundreds we got all them prancin.

 

[randomfanboy]

He got dem bars tho

 

[Gandalf]

He got dem bars tho

i got dem willy wonka bars
bitches want my golden ticket
screamin fuck the police
and any muthafucka that snitchin.

 

[Wealdstone Raider]

Are you John Cena?

 

[Gandalf]

Are you John Cena?