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What 3 headlines would make you faint if you saw them?

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1) Vince Russo steps down as head booker, Paul Heyman signed.


2) John Cena signs with TNA Wrestling after dispute with McMahon.


3) TNA merges with ROH and Shimmer. Company to be renamed PWC (Pro Wrestling Championship).
 

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1) Vince Russo steps down as head booker, Paul Heyman signed.

Happiness induced coma???
 

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1. Shane Mcmahon buys TNA from Dixie Carter
2. The entire creative department gets scraped for Paul Heyman
3. Everyone that debut in 2010 gets the pink slip except Mickie James and Winter.
 

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1. Vince Russo fatally shot by selfless humanitarian.
2. Jeff Hardy unanimously elected as the new face of DARE.
3. Dixie Carter expresses sincere and overwhelming emotion when faced with reports of ... anything.
 

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1- Dixie Carter hands control of the company to anyone (except for Jarrett, Bischoff, or Hogan).
2- Russo fired. Almost doesn't matter who replaces him (except for, again, Jarrett, Bischoff, or Hogan).
3- Hogan "future endeavored" by TNA.
 

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What 3 headlines would make you faint if you saw them?



3) TNA merges with ROH and Shimmer. Company to be renamed PWC (Pro Wrestling Championship). [/B]
While Total Nonstop Action is kind of cheesy for a name of a wrestling company, Pro Wrestling Championship is fucking terrible!

Why do people offer such stupid suggestions? Geez, that name just sounds so unnatural. In fact a name as dumb as that may even turn people away.

In your case you forgot number 4: A Proper marketing team.
 

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While Total Nonstop Action is kind of cheesy for a name of a wrestling company, Pro Wrestling Championship is fucking terrible!

Why do people offer such stupid suggestions? Geez, that name just sounds so unnatural. In fact a name as dumb as that may even turn people away.

In your case you forgot number 4: A Proper marketing team.
How is it much different than Ultimate Fighting Championship for example?

I agree that they need a proper marketing team. Perhaps put iMPACT episodes on Netflix?
 

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  1. TNA starts new promotional gimmick at house shows that will allow the first 1000 ticketholders the chance to have sex with a one of the TNA Knockouts. (Riot ensues whien the KO is revealed to be the returning Rosie Lottalove.) Creator of promotion gimmick (Russo) is fired.
  2. Hogan leaves TNA so he can begin training for a Wrestlemania 28 match with the Undertaker in 2012. All of the people he was responsible for bringing into TNA are subsequently fired/return to the WWE with him.
  3. Ted Turner (known for his love of wrestling) buys Spike TV and gives TNA the financial backing to properly market and promote TNA. This includes giving Xplosion a 2-hour block of time on Tuesday nights and brocasting Impact live from outside of the Impact zone in a different arena every night.
 

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What 3 headlines would make you faint if you saw them?

Here's mine:


1) Vince Russo steps down as head booker, Paul Heyman signed.


2) John Cena signs with TNA Wrestling after dispute with McMahon.


3) TNA merges with ROH and Shimmer. Company to be renamed PWC (Pro Wrestling Championship).
1. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. :faint:

2. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. :faint:

3. Never, no, no no no no no no no. TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! :faint:
 

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1. Shane McMahon buys TNA fires Hogan/Bischoff/Russo and all dead weight, hires Heyman and recruits from the Indys
2. TNA live on the road every Thursday and add 2nd show on Tuesday nights
3. Jeff Hardy finally clean
 
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