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Discussion Starter #1 (Edited)
1. We get it Maxine. You like to be on top. We understood what you meant 8 weeks ago. You can stop reminding us now.

2. The guy that wants to deport Aksana still has a baid haircut.

3. Michael Cole likes Hornswoggle when he's not tooting SmackDown's horn, and Josh Matthews dosen't like Hornswoggle at all.

4. Ted DiBiase would rather get his ass kicked by a man in gold paint attempting to win back a fake belt instead of just buying a new one. Come to think of it, why dosen't he just buy off a REAL championship? Worked for Pops.

5. If you punched in a 666 a few weeks ago during a challenge, unless you're just trying to make people believe you're really Satan in the form of a foreign blonde, being a red devil for Halloween is not the smartest move to make.

6. Kaitlyn makes a better Vickie Guerrero than Vickie Guerero.

7. Hamburger Helper: One rookie. One costume. One really big ass.

8. Josh Matthew's knowledge of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rivals Matt Striker's knowledge of history nobody gives a shit about.

9. Primo can yell at the ref all he wants to. He still isn't getting laid.

10. The Bella Twins are about to split. Nikki is tired of Brie...or is it Brie that's tired of Nikki? Regardless, we still don't give a rats ass.

11. Goldust and Aksana cordially request the honor of your presence as they join in the bonds of matrimony. Next Tuesday, November Second, Two Thousand Ten, at ten in the evening. Bridgeport, Connecticut....Hold up, so what's their last name again?

12. Is Ted DiBiase going to crash the wedding? ....Nah, that's never gonna happen.

13. Naomi slapping you with a giant glove knocks you down quicker than Naomi sitting on you in musical chairs.

14. NXT gives Maryse the creeps. Watch her become Tyler Black's Pro in Season 4.

15. Never tell a midget to perform the heimlich maneuver. Someone will vomit chocolate on your arm.
 

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I learned that Ted DiBiase doesn't know how to just grab his million dollar title and run home. Goldust's down, you're well within your rights to just take back what's legally yours. Nope, let's continue the match and I'll do it at the end!
 

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Discussion Starter #4 (Edited)
I think the Million Dollar Title is becoming kind of stale now. I think it's time to repeal it again.
Or just let Goldust keep it, and have DiBiase actually fued over a REAL title. Fake championship or not, it's still a prop, and Goldust has made that belt look more important in 4 weeks than DiBiase has in 6 months.
 

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I think DiBiase just needs to avoid Damien and tell his black assistant to preform a sneak attack and steal the belt back. The key strategy though is not get caught in DDT. Because if you do, you're not fucking waking up.
 

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I've learnt that Josh Matthews is sch a shitty commentator. That is all
 

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1. We get it Maxine. You like to be on top. We understood what you meant 8 weeks ago. You can stop reminding us now.

2. The guy that wants to deport Aksana still has a baid haircut.

3. Michael Cole likes Hornswoggle when he's not tooting SmackDown's horn, and Josh Matthews dosen't like Hornswoggle at all.

4. Ted DiBiase would rather get his ass kicked by a man in gold paint attempting to win back a fake belt instead of just buying a new one. Come to think of it, why dosen't he just buy off a REAL championship? Worked for Pops.

5. If you punched in a 666 a few weeks ago during a challenge, unless you're just trying to make people believe you're really Satan in the form of a foreign blonde, being a red devil for Halloween is not the smartest move to make.

6. Kaitlyn makes a better Vickie Guerrero than Vickie Guerero.

7. Hamburger Helper: One rookie. One costume. One really big ass.

8. Josh Matthew's knowledge of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rivals Matt Striker's knowledge of history nobody gives a shit about.

9. Primo can yell at the ref all he wants to. He still isn't getting laid.

10. The Bella Twins are about to split. Nikki is tired of Brie...or is it Brie that's tired of Nikki? Regardless, we still don't give a rats ass.

11. Goldust and Aksana cordially request the honor of your presence as they join in the bonds of matrimony. Next Tuesday, November Second, Two Thousand Ten, at ten in the evening. Bridgeport, Connecticut....Hold up, so what's their last name again?

12. Is Ted DiBiase going to crash the wedding? ....Nah, that's never gonna happen.

13. Naomi slapping you with a giant glove knocks you down quicker than Naomi sitting on you in musical chairs.

14. NXT gives Maryse the creeps. Watch her become Tyler Black's Pro in Season 4.

15. Never tell a midget to perform the heimlich maneuver. Someone will vomit chocolate on your arm.
LMFAO!!
 
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