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1. Bret "The Hitman" Hart has traded in his out-of-style jean shorts for a pair of green khaki shorts. Alberto Del Rio thinks he looks like a "bump", but hey, at least he automatically looks better than John Cena now.

2. HOLD ON THERE PLAYAS!...I've sent out Johnny Newport...TO INFORM YOU THAT THERE'S GONNA BE A TAG TEAM MAIN-EVENT TONIGHT!

3. Not only does Ricardo Rodreiguiz specialize in ring announcing and underground porn, but he's also been to prison. Cheap-looking shoulder tattoos like that can't come from anywhere else.

4. R-Truth is really good at saying shit people don't quite catch at first. He and The Miz should start calling themselves the N.W.A. - Ninjas With AWESOMENESS. Ninjaz With Attitudes? Naw loc, Ninjas on a motherf**king mission.

5. John Cena and Bret Hart defeated Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodreiguiz...P.S. Fuck Mr. Roarke and Tatu, aka Alberto and Ricardo. Sincerely yours, these...okay I'm done with the Dr. Dre shit.

6. Randy Orton faced Cody Rhodes in a champion vs. champion non-title match. Ratings dropped. Mark Henry showed with a steel chair and sat down. Ratings went back up.

7. Cody Rhodes defeated Randy Orton. There is a God after all, and he's a member of the IWC.

8. What better way for Kelly Kelly to prove she is a strong, fighting champion than by rubbing her rear-end, or lack thereof, in Vickie Guerrero's face for 2 minutes? Good job on that one, creative.

9. Teddy Long has informed us that Dolph Ziggler will defend the United States title in a Fatal 4-Way match against Riley, Swagger, Morrison. My money is on the tall, tanned, muscular, mid-carder who isn't as over with the crowd as he should be.

10. On a sider note, Jerry Lawler didn't call Vickie Guerrero fat this week. He must have seen the bikini pictures. No jokes. I'm glad he shut the hell up.

11. The Genesis of McGillitunga continued a die a slow, painful death...and not a single fuck was given that day.

12. The bad news about Lawler's match was no Zack Ryder this time around. The good news is that Lawler didn't expose his man-boobs...well, the other one anyway.

13. According to CM Punk, Kevin Nash not only the guy who sent the text message, but he is also, in fact, The Ratings Killer. GASP! I guess we know who Orton is fueding with next.

14. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Triple H has owned CM Punk on the mic for three weeks in a row. Best in the World at stirring shit? Perhaps. Best in the World at making comebacks? Not really.

15. Kevin Nash wasn't on Raw this week. Oddly enough, I found this to be the best Raw since the week before SummerSlam. Conincidence? Or competition from Monday Night Football? You decide.
 

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13. According to CM Punk, Kevin Nash not only the guy who sent the text message, but he is also, in fact, The Ratings Killer. GASP! I guess we know who Orton is fueding with next.
That's not true, how can Punk call anyone a ratings killer? Punk lost 200,000 viewers in the main slot, Nash got 3.7.
again Punk is a full of shit hypocrite.
14. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Triple H has owned CM Punk on the mic for three weeks in a row. Best in the World at stirring shit? Perhaps. Best in the World at making comebacks? Not really.
Why is that surprising to you? HHH is a better mic worker, better wrestler, better than Punk in every aspect of wrestling.
 

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Was this supposed to be funny? Orton v Cody lost ratings? And you know that how??? If it did it began the drop the second Henry came out.
 

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That's not true, how can Punk call anyone a ratings killer? Punk lost 200,000 viewers in the main slot, Nash got 3.7.
again Punk is a full of shit hypocrite.


Why is that surprising to you? HHH is a better mic worker, better wrestler, better than Punk in every aspect of wrestling.
Cool story bro. Tell me everything you know.
 

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That's not true, how can Punk call anyone a ratings killer? Punk lost 200,000 viewers in the main slot, Nash got 3.7.
again Punk is a full of shit hypocrite.


Why is that surprising to you? HHH is a better mic worker, better wrestler, better than Punk in every aspect of wrestling.
Trolololol.
 

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Getting angry and yelling into the mic =/= owning the mic
DUDE. IK. I felt bad for Punk to have to be that close to HHH's face.
He made points at times but owning Punk? NO F'N WAY.
 
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