[YimYac]

Thought this would be a fun thread. In this thread we come up with reasons why King never got his pizza, the crazier the better.

1. Ninja Show snuck up behind him at the gorilla position and knocked him out.

2. Vince wanted to book him and the Pizza as the new tag champions but the Pizza guy wasn't having it.

Edit: King got his Pizza!!!

@JerryLawler
Glad to see so many folks concerned about my Dominos pizza! It did arrive on time, but backstage, where Josh Matthews promptly devoured it!

 

[RoadDoggJJ]

3. Cody was eating it instead of having anything to do with Christian.

4. AW is negotiating a contract to bring the pizza into his stable.

 

[Satosama]

5. AJ fucked the pizza guy and ate King's pizza before the main event. Looks like Kane's gonna be eatin' that same pizza tonight.

:kane

 

[Da Silva]

6. Albert needed something for comfort eating.

 

[hetahorm]

7. Tiger Ali Singh called King and told him to cancel the order and offered him some of Babu's special roasted hotdogs.

 

[trevs909]

8. They needed something to lure Vader back.

 

[StayFresh]

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[YimYac]

9. It was never actually ordered and King just did his job to promote Dominos during the show since that was his job.

Now that is just crazy talk.

We clearly saw it being baked!

 

[Mr_BB]

9. big show needed a snack

 

[CruzControl]

11. Ziggler sold it back to the Pizza Guy

 

[Stone Hot]

12. King realized Pizza hut was better so he called the pizza hut man to take out dominos man so he can have his Pizza hut

 

[LINK]

13.Kane ate it out of AJ's ass.

 

[Twisted14]

14. Jericho was the delivery guy and got lost trying to find the ring area.

 

[YimYac]

15. The Pizza guy was kidnapped by the same ninjas that took out Samoa Joe

 

[Da Silva]

12. Even Bourne and Randy Orton had the munchies

 

[CruzControl]

17. They sauced it!

 

[Danjo1986]

17. The Big Bossman dragged it off from his car

 

[Stone Cold Steve Urkel]

18: Aitch intercepted it and made the delivery guy lose his job.

 

[kobra860]

8. They needed something to lure Vader back.

LMAO! This one is my favorite.

 

[GCA-FF]

Lawler found out somebody sauced it.

Edit - Now if it was Kelly Kelly or John Cena, Lawler would have NO PROBLEM.