Here are ten things learned from Raw tonight:
10. It took Michael Cole 9 years to realize Cena is overated.....really.....9 fucking years and your just now realizing this!!
On the flip side it took most of us only 1 raw to realize Michael Cole is overated.
9. With a flirty face AJ made Kane feel human again. Boner intact the Big Red Machine had to leave the ring after taking several mental photos.
8. Durring the comercial break a confused and emotional Kane was found stealing oil out of Big Dick Johnsons locker.
7. Dolph Ziggler.....the show off.....is here to show the world.....how to lay on his back for a 3 count. This guy needs a win!
6. It was Big Shows day off.....surely there must have been 1 disapointed fan out there.....somewhere.
5. Sure the tripple threat between Bryan, Punk and Kane will be solid. But the real tripple threat is which one of these guys are going to be the next one to plow AJ.
4. After being off RAW for 2 weeks and on Superstars.....Lord Tenai came out so pissed he pushed over Sakmoto.....and jobbed to Cena in sandbag fashion. Welcome back Fat Albert.....surely there must have been 1 fan who missed you....somewhere.
3. Well after tonight it can be said that Josh Mathews would make the worst wingman ever. Put a hot woman in his face; he cowers and turns to stone
2. Its Ireland vs Mexico!!!!!.....It's Broque Kick vs the Cross Arm Bar!!!!.....It's The GREAT WHITE HYPE Sheamus vs Albertooooooooooooo Del RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIO!!!!......Surely there must be 1 fan who cares about this fued out there.....somewhere. In other news Ricardo is trending worldwide
1. No Viper Randy on RAW...when he comes back they should start calling he the cat.....because when it comes to the wellness policy he aparently has nine lives.