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1. If you come back to the WWE, it's best to show up unannounced and talk some sense into your former enemy, even if it makes no sense for you to be there at all.

2. Josh Matthew’s would be best off to not “do his job”

3. It takes two and a half peeks to see CM Punk drinking out of a red cup

4. If not painful at first, the Diva’s Champion Beth Phoenix will cry only five minutes later.

5. When a Diva is about to leave the WWE, it’s best to hand them the Title, especially when they’re sub-par wrestlers and only a mediocre attraction. (Doubly acceptable if it’s over a legitimate female wrestler,)

6. Teddy Long is basically a scarecrow. You could replace him with a cardboard cutout and nobody would probably know the difference.

7. Paul Bearer is still locked inside a fridge.

8. When several kids look up to you, you should be ready to sock somebody in the face with a chain wrapped around your fist. Just be ready to sign the contract with your other hand if you can.

9. Brock Lesnar can talk about what he did today for an hour and a half. It took him 10 minutes to say what he wants changed on the “Raw Supershow starring Brock Lesnar”, so why not.

10. I want a Jimmy John’s Sandwich, whatever the heck that is.
(If you caught this one you're a beast)


Honorable Mention: The best way to check someone’s sobriety is a series of field tests. It beats a breathalyzer test any day.
 

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Honorable Mention: The best way to check someone’s sobriety is a series of field tests. It beats a breathalyzer test any day.
You're right about that since the latest fads for teens to get drunk without getting caught in a breathalyzer are quite disturbing. :no:
And like the poster said above, your best was the honorable mention.
 
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