Re: PWA Thunder - Monday, 14/05/12 - #3
1. Brodus Clay
4. Kofi Kingston
7. Del Rio
1. Cody Rhodes
2. Dolph Ziggler
Promo (Little Jiminy Cricket):
"First off, why didn't we get any titties? Tittiies aren't even my thing, but I know nice titties when I see nice titties!
I am so glad to be back in Pittsburgh, the real capitol of Pennsylvania. Forget Harrisburg, forget Philly, and definitely forget the Fucking Flyers!
I don't have a lot of time, so let me explain my opponent, Bygrave, real fast. ahem, "Me Big! Me Foot Stomp You!" and that's it! Nothing more to him. I have all the respect for our men in the military, believe me, I like them boys in ways...well, you catch my drift. But, just because you think you're a technical wrestler who can bulldoze his opponents, doesn't mean you can. I have worked my ass off in the independent wrestling rings right here, in Pittsburgh! I know the techniques to win, I know what you, the fans, want to see me do, and I am prepared to Trampoline Splash your big doofy ass for the 1, 2, 3 faster than you can say "GO STEELERS!""
FUCK THIS COMPANY! FUCK ROMAN REIGNS! FUCK WWE! THIS WILL END WITH ROMAN BEATING UP THE HEELS AND THEN SCREAMING LIKE A DEMONICALLY POSSESSED LOLITA UINTIL OUR TV SCREENS BLOW UP!