I feel this needs more explaining. Today I watched the actor who plays Pinhead do a 10 minute speech about the black arts, while a bunch of dudes in hoods crucified a dude on an actual cross. No barbwire like Raven did in 96, because they're cowards.
SHLAK and G-RAVER had a fun match. As did Tanaka vs Dickinson. But every other match either sucked, or was a joke. Penta vs Grimm lasted 3 minutes. Fucking Gangrel got 6 minutes, and looed very bad.
Paige's mum was in a match where her opponent got jumped by some heels before the bell, she stood there and watched it happen, as did the ref. Who after another 20 seconds of this decided to ring the bell while she was still getting her ass kicked, and he counted her out.
David Starr vs Johnny IMPACT/PENIS/BLACKCRAFT/MORRISON/NITRO lasted SIX seconds. After the match, Matthew Justice who is feuding with Pinhead over blood, or some odd shit. Comes out and demands a title shot, Pinhead says over his dead body. SO JUSTICE TAKES OUT A KNIFE AND CUTS HIS THROAT TO KILL HIM. He then rushes the ring where the bells rings, hits MANY NAMES with a JIG N TONIC to win the belt in 5 seconds.
We then end the show with a battle royal that started with 7 minutes left on the file, so I thought it got cut. Nah, it lasted like 5. Highlights include JUSTIN CREDIBLE showing up to ZERO reaction to cane someone, and then get dumped. More awful wrestling happens while Arik drinks a PBR. Also, every fan starts to get up, and walk up the stairs and out the exit
Some dude wins, and there is maybe 20 people watching at this point.
Absolute shit show.