It started as a regular Monday on WF. RAW was on, and database errors were happening everywhere. Headliner, wanting to discuss how much he would enjoy nailing Kelly Kelly in the chatbox, was getting more and more frustrated by the database errors. Finally, he had enough. He turned off almost all of the features on the forum so that the chatbox would remain up.
“Man I’d like to nail Kelly Kelly.”
Finally. Headliner was relieved … when suddenly VS arrived on the scene. Angered by the fact features had been turned off on the forum (which they found out due to a PM from iHearTheDrums, who couldn’t figure out how to change his name since the premium members section had been disabled), VS confronted Headliner and told him to tighten up the ship and make them a profit by keeping all premium features on at all times, or else they’d remove him from staff.
Headliner was mad. All he had wanted to do was talk about how much he wanted to nail Kelly, but now, VS had made it personal, and Headliner was going to make them pay. He was going to attack the members of WF in order to make sure VS could never make a profit off the forum.
“NO! YOU CAN’T DO IT, INFERIOR ONE!”
A valiant warrior by the name of BULK (A.K.A. BkB Hulk, A.K.A. Superior Headliner) stepped up and tried to defend the honour of the members.
Clearly Headliner had been watching the Harry Potter movies too often lately, because he didn’t have a wand. Instead he shot BULK. What a tool.
Slain, BULK crawled from the staff forum to the suggestions and help area, delivering one final message to the members of WF. The staff are taking over, and they don’t care who they have to take out to do so.
And so it begins …
Ghetto Anthony MartinFromMars
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