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The current WWE roster - describe their characters (if possible)

Roman Reigns - Top athlete who thinks he runs WWE as a Big Dawg
Seth Rollins - Jaime Lannister fan, has adopted the Kingslayer nickname
Ricochet - Human being
Aleister Black - A destroyer from the Netherlands
Kevin Owens - Someone who fights for money
Sami Zayn - Embittered independent wrestler
Braun Strowman - Meathead
Elias - Aspiring musician
Finn Balor - Venom cosplayer
Apollo Crews - Smiling human
Lars Sullivan - Angry, sweaty human
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95% of them: Guy who wrestles.

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I'll just do the champions.

Seth Rollins: Surprised at his own talent and shocked when he has success. Entitled brat who believes that he is special because he has to work every week.

Kofi Kingston: Hard-working shit-kicker who thinks he deserves a turn to run on top because he's been there a long time. Thinks throwing pancakes at kids makes them happy.

Becky Lynch: Pulls angry faces and thinks she's the best in the industry. Calls herself "The Man" ironically and thinks it's clever.

I'm struggling to think of the other champions at this point.

Finn Balor: Loves everybody and comes out and spreads his arms and smiles. From Ireland.

Samoa Joe: Mean-mugging ass-kicker who loves picking on smaller people.

Zack Ryder: Internet nerd who is just happy to be there. Says "woo woo woo."

Curt Hawkins: Lost a lot; lucky to be there. Somehow is a champion with his best friend.

Daniel Bryan: Has great points about how we are destroying the environment. Once a hero who now gets booed because he speaks sense.

Rowan: Follower of Daniel Bryan.

The Iconics: Annoying Australians who make bad quips and look awkward when doing anything athletic.
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Let's see how much I can remember.

Roman Reigns - Cancer survivor, a large sized dog, and hates Vince and Shane at the moment.
Seth Rollins - Defeated the big boy running around, the current champion of RAW, and is gonna burn it down. Whatever that means.
Kofi Kingston (+ Big E and Xavier) - Current WWE Champion, veteran, is sexually suggestive along with his stable, hates the environment.
Becky Lynch - Has two belts, anti-hero, takes what she wants now, hates blondies.
Finn Balor - Is apparently IC Champ, sometimes likes to play dress up, smiles way too much.
Samoa Joe - The only Samoan not related to The Rock, US Champ, orgasms when he chokes people, is the father of AJ's kid according to Joe.
Tony Nese - Idk. Cruiserweight Champ.
Zack Ryder + Curt Hawkins - Raw Tag Champs, losers, rejects, finally getting wins.
Daniel Bryan and Eric Rowan - Smackdown Tag Champs, love the environment.
The IIconics - Women's Tag Champs. Annoying.
AJ Styles - Southern boy with phenomenal forearms.
Alexa Bliss - Bossy bitchy that manipulates Nicky Cross I guess?
Andrade 'Cien' Almas - Mexican. I honestly don't know what his character is in WWE. He's damn good, though.
Apollo Crews - Smiling black man. Happy to be there.
Baron Corbin - That Ex you broke up with but still wears your clothes.
Asuka + Kairi Sane - Two Japanese ladies that Vince names after men.
Bayley - Hugs people.
Sasha Banks - Bitches at home.
Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel - The B stands for Best.
Bobby Lashley - He tough boy.
Braun Strowman - Gets attacked by the same 3 people for the last two years.
Bray Wyatt - Split personality, wears a clown sort of thing mask, likes kids.
Brock Lesnar - Suplexes people.
Buddy Murphy - Former Cruiserweight Champ, doesn't appear on TV.
Carmella - Floss dances. That's all you need to know.
Cesaro - Swiss super wrestler.
Chad Gable - Not so glorious now.
Charlotte - Gets boob jobs in return for title shots. Hates the Irish.
Dana Brooke - She just wants her opportunity. Looks like a different person.
The Revival - They get pranked and humiliated.
Drew McIntyre - Scottish, apparently a psychopath, makes the boys in the back step up their game.
EC3 - Obsessed with his image, doesn't appear on TV.
Elias - Sings badly, plays guitar badly, gets interrupted, loses to Roman Reigns at MITB.
Ember Moon - Furry.
Eric Young - I don't know anymore.
The Viking Experience - Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Luke Harper - Wants to wrestle elsewhere, Vince hates him cause he can't do a southern accent.
Heath Slater - Has kids.
Jeff Hardy - Wears paint, does stunts.
Matt Hardy - Tries to fight Lars Sullivan.
Lars Sullivan - Big boy that made racist comments 12 years ago.
Usos - They think they're black.
Jinder Mahal - Indian.
Lucha House Party - Babyfaces that cheat.
The Good Brothers - Trying to relive their BC days.
Kevin Owens - Trying to provide for his family.
The Ascension - I don't know anymore.
Lacy Evans - Wants to be in the kitchen washing dishes for her man, but doesn't cause logic.
Lana - Complains.
Liv Morgan + Sarah Logan + Ruby Riott - Gone.
Mandy Rose - Tries to be sexually suggestive and slutty but fails due to being painfully average looking.
Mojo Rawley - Hates mirrors.
Naomi - Glows in the dark.
Natalya - Thinks she's Bret.
Nia Jax - Weighs 300 ounces, not like most girls, cries if you mention her weight like most girls.
Nikki Cross - Insane but not insane.
R Truth - Dances, raps, etc.
Randy Orton - A Viper.
Rey Mysterio - Masked Luchador, loves his son.
Ricochet - Flippy flippy.
Robert Roode - Rick Rude rip off or something.
Rusev - Bulgarian.
Sami Zayn - Hates fans.
Sheamus - Irish.
Nakamura - Japanese.
Sonya Deville - MMA Lesbian.
The Miz - Hates Shane.

I can't remember any more.
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The indisputed era: A group of fans who wrestle.
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You really dont think if the main roster was more like NXT the ratings wouldn't go up?
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95% of them: Guy who wrestles.
Well that's the end of the thread.
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The indisputed era: A group of fans who wrestle.
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