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Darealestblack 03-31-2017 02:45 AM

Stop Trying To Make Womens Wrestling Happen. Its not Gonna Happen.
 
I brought my son with me to raw this monday. He was fired up. His best friend was with us and we were ready. When the real show started it was electric seeing my 8 year old son's eyes light up. Music hit...Bailey came out. Instantly I saw his smile start to shrink. "Wheres the wrestler" he asked me with big puppy dog eyes. Then she started talking...how anyone thought her on the mic to open a show was a good idea is beyond me. Her speech consisted of the same annoying repetitive pandering and reminiscing about fandom of the days past. "My daddy used to bring me to wrestling shows. He never molested me and we both cheered so hard. Makes me sick. The light flickered in his eyes. Seemingly burning out, but then Ric Flair's music hit. "Daddy its the limo driving guy." My son watches a lot of old wcw with me. He was pumped. Fandom back on in full force.

Sorry son...its his hideous mole faced half man daughter. Tears now started streaming from his eyes. "Daddy I want to see wrestling." I tried to calm him down and assure him that the wresting would come. The women kept talking.
Not even talking. Simply line reading. Where do they find these losers. They arent great athletes. None are that hot and theyre terrible actors. Ive seen better, more attractive, and fitter actresses in semi-amateur porn films. Go to your average streaming cam chick and youll find someone far more suited for wrestling than these chicks. Anyways they kept talking. Then they "wrestled"...Jesus christ. Crickets. My sons tears dried on his now asleep cheeks. After the women's wrestling was over I hoped I would have something to wake my son up...but no...Sami Zayn promo. I like Sami Zayn, hes a great wrestler.But it was 45 minutes into Raw before we saw some actual wrestlers.

WWE just needs to stop with this. Or give them theyre own show. Or make them interact with the actual wrestlers. Womens wrestling needs to be like little people wrestling. Bring it out every other year or so. Women should be a part of the show but in the MIss Elizabeth roles. Theres a reason the the most over women on the roster are Stephanie, Lana and Maryse...they interact in ways other than subpar wrestling. Just stop it. Its not gonna happen. If WWE wants to go back to getting ratings or wants some sustainability end this nonsense now. Show killers all of them.

If I want to see great women athletes id watch the WNBA. Theres a reason no one watches the WNBA. Their plotlines dont carry with the tone of the other plotlines. Theyre all the same. Just generic 1980s plotlines. If I want to see hot chicks ill watch porn. If I want to see great women acting ill turn on Girls. What Brad Maddox did to the NXT belt is a great metaphor for how i feel about the entire division.

Krokro 03-31-2017 02:50 AM

Re: Stop Trying To Make Womens Wrestling Happen. Its not Gonna Happen.
 
Alright man thanks for your feedback I'll send this over to Vince and let you know how it goes.

Steve Black Man 03-31-2017 02:50 AM

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Little Miss Ingobernable 03-31-2017 02:53 AM

Re: Stop Trying To Make Womens Wrestling Happen. Its not Gonna Happen.
 
Quote:

what Brad Maddox did to the NXT belt is a great metaphor for how i feel about the entire division.
Cringey OP aside, I laughed at this.

Randy Lahey 03-31-2017 02:53 AM

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Nobody cares about women's sports in general unless there's gambling involved. I will watch WTA if I have money on the matches. But otherwise, women's wrestling does suck and it has to play a part in why ratings are so bad.

Mister Abigail 03-31-2017 02:54 AM

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Honestly, your kid sounds like a spoiled little bitch. Sorry you had a spoiled little bitch rather than a real kid.

SWITCHBLADE 03-31-2017 02:55 AM

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I agree











that they shouldn't have opened the show on the Go-Home Raw before Mania, especially considering how cold the feuds are.

Headliner 03-31-2017 02:57 AM

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Sounds like a bullshit story honestly. Whether you're a fan or not, this is the best effort they put into the women in WWE history.

Sufferin Succotash 03-31-2017 02:58 AM

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Women's wrestling died after Paige left. All the women after her were just talantless hoes.

Little Miss Ingobernable 03-31-2017 02:58 AM

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I would say that this is made up but some of the grammar makes me think it's genuine. :hmm


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