Oh great here we go again..
John Cena is set to make his triumphant return to the world wrestling federation
on the memorial day edition of the longest running weekly episodic on cable television today Monday Night Raw. Of course he's rumored to return with a bang and capture the most coveted prize in all of sports entertainment the united states championship
All this is trash to me so let's turn it into gold.
The match is setup Kalisto vs Cena w the prestigious title on the line. So here we go.
Kalisto enters first, still selling that beat down he recieved at extreme rules from tarzan
Cenas music hits to a loud pop.. n is that? yes it is...John Cena is here Migal. Everyone expecting Cena to do his shtiick, he does not. He looks at the crowd, blows them off and walks in a pissed off manner to the ring.
First thing he does in the ring is push Kalisto straight on his ass n absolutely destroys him in a shoot fight fashion. Afterwards he does the unthinkable, he rips Kalistos mask off n continues to shoot fight on the champion. Kalisto pulls a bladejob to add to the legitimacy
With Kalisto laying maskless and bloodied, John cena calls for the bell to start the match. Once the bell rings, he continues to destroy Kalisto in this shoot fight style and just absolutely manhandling Kalisto throwing him around the ring like a sack of potatoes.
Blah blah blah Cena hits the AA multiple times.. just for the fuck of it and finally does the arrogant pin ala y2j where he just stands on his chest.. 1 2 3 we got a new champion Migal..
Post match-- grabs a mic- cut the music n bashes the American fans. He goes on to say john cena this john cena that all talking in the 3rd person..all those wishes I granted..it's time for me to grant my own blah blah blah and at the very end of verbal bashing of all the patriotic fans in attendance he says "..and you can keep the damn title" . mic drop- Cena rolls out. Raw goes off the like Wttf just happened.