Re: The Lion King (July 19th, 2019)
Once, just once, when Hollywood wants to make another goddamned fucking remake, it would be nice if there was someone sane in the room to just say no. There should be one designated person whose sole job is to show up at every studio exec meeting to say no every time doing a remake gets suggested. Give them a tazer gun with orders to taze every executive who wants to do a remake. Maybe after a decade or two of getting tazed for every remake suggestion, they'll actually stop suggesting them without being tazed. Or even better, in 20 years maybe they can invent a brain reading device that kills any studio exec who even thinks about suggesting a remake. If 20 years of being tazed hasn't done the trick, just start killing the fuckers. Kill 'em fucking dead.