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In real life ... in a Galaxy Far, Far Away ... who does Padme Amidala fall for?
The question is simple guys. In the latest Star Wars trilogy Padme Amidala was the prettiest, most charming, and one of only three or four women in the entire galaxy.
I call bull shit that she would fall in the love with whiney, possible psychotic and in no way cool Anakin Skywalker.
So in real life ... and in a Galaxy, Far, Far Away ...
Who in that cast captures Padme's heart?
I was thinking Obi-Wan right? Handsome son of bitch. I may be straight but I'm not dead, right fellas?
But no, can't be him. He's not going full Yoda with his Jedi training but he's definitely no Qui-Gon Jinn. Who you KNOW hooked up with Anakin's mom. You just know it!!!
Obi Wan's too much of a Jedi so who else?
Qui-Gon had too much honor to hook up with a younger girl like that. Mace Window is more of an extremist than Yoda is. Most of the Jedi council are freaky looking alien dudes. And I can't tell which of the council members are holograms and which are ghosts because Lucas uses the same effect.
Darth Maul is too scary and there are political ideology issues there. Women like bad boys but there's a limit.
Jar-Jar and C3PO are too damn silly. They've been friendzoned a long time ago ...
You know what? I'm gonna say Chancellor Palpentine. Darth Sidious.
Hear me out. Yeah, he's old but he's powerful. They probably have viagra or some such thing in that universe.
And he's like an equal in many ways. He claims to have the same politics, even though we both now know, that was a lie. Both politicians ....
Sure he used her as a political pawn and he'd be living a double life but no relationship is perfect.
Anyway, that's my best answer.
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