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Would you do Paris Hilton?

Sure she is skanky, but kinda sexy in a weird sort of way. I wouldn't turn her down. thoughts?

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Re: Would you do Paris Hilton?

Only if she isn't a deadfish lay and knows how to give decent BJs.....unlike that movie.
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No chance.. I wouldn't bang a woman if i think there's a high chance of me getting a disease.
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Re: Would you do Paris Hilton?

Yes. Yes I would.

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Not with one condom, not with two. Paris Hilton I shall never do.
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LOL @ all you virgins saying no

She's rich and knows how to suck a dick

could be worse
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Yes, I would

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No chance.. I wouldn't bang a woman if i think there's a high chance of me getting a disease.
Why would you think she has a disease? If she did it would be all over the news.
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Why would you think she has a disease? If she did it would be all over the news.
Herpes.

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This must come as a terrible surprise to everyone reading this, so I’ll take a moment and let you catch your breath…..Cool? Cool. In news that is shocking to no one, this Hollywood B-list hot potato has been infected with genital herpes since at least 2007.

How did this information come about? A while back, Paris had failed to pay rent on a storage unit she was leasing. Per the contract, her possessions were forfeited after a certain amount of time and a tabloid consortium got a hold of them. They came across a two year-old prescription for Valtrex, a herpes medicine, as well as printed doctor’s instructions, made out to her, on how to take the medication. Pretty hard to misinterpret that.

This should definitively answer the question, “If I get the chance, should I have sex with Paris Hilton?” No. You shouldn’t. Unless you have herpes already, too. Then, by all means, go nuts. Since he wasn’t wearing protection in that sex video with her, it’s quite possible that douchenozzle Rick Solomon has herpes too, so, uh…don’t sleep with him either.

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Re: Would you do Paris Hilton?

Nah, I'll pass.

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LOL @ all you virgins saying no

She's rich and knows how to suck a dick

could be worse
What does it matter if she's rich? She wouldn't pay you to fuck her.


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