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Horrible First Dates?

This is timely for me so I thought it would be a fun discussion thread.

I just went on a date with a girl I met in class(smaller school with no dorms). We talked for a while, and I asked her to hang out sometime, and she said she was down, but she had a boyfriend. At that point I just chalked it up as an L, too many women in the world to fuck around with those in committed relationships.

We still had class and she got increasingly flirty with me, so I was just thinking "She probably broke up with her boyfriend". Texted her to go on a date and she got super excited, and I was thinking "shit, this seems like easy mode", and I just told her let's get some food and go back to my place for drinks(code for LET'S FUCK). She said she was down.

She meets up with me at a mall, and I 5 minutes in, she just starts breaking down and tearing up. I'm like "Hey, what's wrong?", and she tells me "I'm sorry, I know I should've told you before, but my boyfriend died last month and it's been really hard". I'm just like "Oh fuck", I don't know how to handle a situation like this, I wanted to get out because it got super uncomfortable at that point, but of course I couldn't do that. Stick around and we eat at this spot, and I take her back to my apartment(I live alone so it would be easier for her to gush there).

She comes over and is just crying, and crying, and crying, I'm trying to play therapist, listening to her, but what the fuck am I supposed to do? I didn't even feel right making a move on her, but I gave her a kiss at the end, which I probably shouldn't have, probably just going to try to disappear now lol
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sounds like I date I went on this year. I knew her since last year but we never dated. Suddenly we start talking and she said come round her gaff so I was like "ok". I arrive to find her on some app or another with her friend who wanted to see what I looked like, I just felt so damn awkward like I was auditioning for something. She just says "my room or the front room".......well shit love, its your fucking house. We end up going in the front room and shes just spending the whole night talking about sex. I just get to a point where Im thinking this isnt really a date at all. Get to later on, shes telling me about how she got cheated on by her boyfriend whos mum passed away a month prior. She was clearly pretty rattled about the whole thing.

I felt really awkward and just couldnt get into anything because I just thought "hey shes really vulnerable, Im not taking advantage"........she starts trying to have sex with me and I was just like "nah, its not a good time", anyways she throws me out for not having sex with her and threw a load of insults at me over text about rejecting her.

feck it, least no-one can say I took advantage so winner winner, chicken dinner. I got fecking morals mate and Im not being manipulated for no-one.
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Re: Horrible First Dates?

The first date I ever went on, which was when I was in 8th grade.

I thought for some reason it was a good idea to ask my date if people found her mom attractive.

If you're wondering how the date went, I'll leave that up to your imagination.



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Back in high school, made plans with a girl from school to see a movie.

We get to the box office... worker asks me if I'm buying one or two tickets.
Brief moment of panic before blurting out "two."

As we're walking to our theater, she says:
"Thanks, but you know this isn't, like, a date... right?"

Turns out... I have no stories to share...


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I've told this story here before, about the blind date I got set up on where we agreed to go dutch and pay for our own dinner, but the guy told me he "forgot" his wallet and wanted me to pay for everything and then ordered the most expensive thing on the menu. And he did it all with the biggest shit-eating grin ever. I was pissed off. But I got my revenge cos I ended up ditching him - I told the waiter I was paying for my half of the dinner and then I just walked out of the restaurant and left him behind But what a fucking cheapskate, he just wanted a free dinner out of me!

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Back in high school, made plans with a girl from school to see a movie.

We get to the box office... worker asks me if I'm buying one or two tickets.
Brief moment of panic before blurting out "two."

As we're walking to our theater, she says:
"Thanks, but you know this isn't, like, a date... right?"

Turns out... I have no stories to share...

I remember being friends with a girl for ages at secondary school with the idea that I would be her boyfriend eventually. I remember being behind her and her friend said "do you fancy him?" and she said "no, not at all, hes really nice and funny but I don't see him like that".

like a knife in my fecking chest mate. Lesson learned is don't play the friend zone. It don't work. They either like you or they don't. Don't be wasting your time. If a woman likes you then they won't be wanting to stay friends for months or years.

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Re: Horrible First Dates?

I once got a girl's number from a friend who had talked to her about me, when I was in high school

We ended up texting for two weeks and got very close, we sent pictures to each other and decided to meet. When she got to the cinema, she was reeking of weed which I can't stand, was completely wasted and she had come with two friends. She almost fell down trying to hug me and the very first thing she said was "kiss me".

Her friend helped her up and said she had been so anxious to meet me that she had decided to get drunk and smoke weed before the date, and she had insisted that they came with her.

We never saw each other again.

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Wait, you guys were able to get a first date?
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I was in my early 20's, which would make this in the late 90's. 98-99.

I had recently flunked out of college, came back home and was just working. A friend of mine set me up with this girl and we went on a double date with a girl his girlfriend knew.

We did the usual dinner/movie type of shit. Fun was had. She actually was fine as hell. Super attractive with a good personality. All went well. She told me she had a child, which at the time, didn't mean anything. I had never dated a woman that had a kid, but I wasn't looking to commit and I figured I'd probably get to smash one day soon, so whatever. I met them at the movies, so I asked if I could drive her home in my car. She said it was cool.

So, she gives me turn by turn directions to her (mom's) house and I notice that we're getting deeper and deeper into 'the hood' (South Memphis). My neighborhood was kinda rough, but in Memphis it's a no-no to venture into unfamiliar places.

Pull up at the house and her mother was sitting on the front porch. As the gentleman I try to be, I got out and walked her to the door (mistake). As we approach, the mother says "X just came over here". The mother then gets up from the porch, goes inside the house and retrieves a baseball bat, and then sits back down on the porch. Red lights, sirens and flags start to go off in my head.

The babydaddy appears from nowhere from across the street, already cursing us out. "WTF IS THIS SHIT?" So I say my goodbyes and head to my car, while the mother looks on. I get in my car and crank it up, and this fuckboy is outside of my window yelling at me. I'm already in the mothafucking hood and a random dude is about to confront me on some fuckery, so I haul ass up outta here and head back home.

The girl calls the next day, apologizes and explains to me that the "baby" in question is 2 motherfucking months old. No wonder this mf was so upset. I told her things were cool, but then she says "So I probably won't hear from you again, huh?" I told her "It was not likely". We probably talked once after that, but I burned her number and told my homeboy he almost got my ass killed over some fuckery.

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I was in my early 20's, which would make this in the late 90's. 98-99.

I had recently flunked out of college, came back home and was just working. A friend of mine set me up with this girl and we went on a double date with a girl his girlfriend knew.

We did the usual dinner/movie type of shit. Fun was had. She actually was fine as hell. Super attractive with a good personality. All went well. She told me she had a child, which at the time, didn't mean anything. I had never dated a woman that had a kid, but I wasn't looking to commit and I figured I'd probably get to smash one day soon, so whatever. I met them at the movies, so I asked if I could drive her home in my car. She said it was cool.

So, she gives me turn by turn directions to her (mom's) house and I notice that we're getting deeper and deeper into 'the hood' (South Memphis). My neighborhood was kinda rough, but in Memphis it's a no-no to venture into unfamiliar places.

Pull up at the house and her mother was sitting on the front porch. As the gentleman I try to be, I got out and walked her to the door (mistake). As we approach, the mother says "X just came over here". The mother then gets up from the porch, goes inside the house and retrieves a baseball bat, and then sits back down on the porch. Red lights, sirens and flags start to go off in my head.

The babydaddy appears from nowhere from across the street, already cursing us out. "WTF IS THIS SHIT?" So I say my goodbyes and head to my car, while the mother looks on. I get in my car and crank it up, and this fuckboy is outside of my window yelling at me. I'm already in the mothafucking hood and a random dude is about to confront me on some fuckery, so I haul ass up outta here and head back home.

The girl calls the next day, apologizes and explains to me that the "baby" in question is 2 motherfucking months old. No wonder this mf was so upset. I told her things were cool, but then she says "So I probably won't hear from you again, huh?" I told her "It was not likely". We probably talked once after that, but I burned her number and told my homeboy he almost got my ass killed over some fuckery.
That is actually fucking hilarious. Was literally laughing reading that.
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