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post #11 of 21 (permalink) Old 06-20-2019, 03:15 AM
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Re: UK Conservative Leadership Race: Who Will Be the UK's Next Prime Minister?

Yeah, Boris is going to boost meme culture just like Trump does, the others are all objectively as bad but none are as fucking riduclous as that buffoon.

IDGAF who gets in out of these odious cunts tbh, this is the best our country has to offer?

If we had a David Miliband in charge Labour would absolutely destroy this Troy party, it would be a massacre, instead we're stuck with Corbyn, who managed to be even worse than Red Ed.
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If we had a David Miliband in charge Labour would absolutely destroy this Troy party, it would be a massacre, instead we're stuck with Corbyn, who managed to be even worse than Red Ed.


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In an alternate universe identical to our own apart from Ed Miliband’s ability to eat a bacon sandwich, everything is going just fine thank you very much.

UK resident Simon Williams said that life in the UK is “OK I guess”, but he can’t understand why everything has gone so terribly wrong in our universe.

He explained, “It seems we’re exactly the same right up until the 2015 election. Here, after securing a stunning victory, Miliband set about implementing his manifesto pledges, and though his parliamentary majority isn’t huge at 25, he has had plenty of cross-party support for a number of initiatives.

“The NHS has more money – thought it could obviously use more – and the home building programme they implemented has made it a lot more affordable for first-time buyers.

“His immigration controls even got Tory support. Did you know we were able to deport EU nationals if they didn’t find work here? Apparently, the free movement thing was only if you come here to work, so if you’re not working, you can be made to leave. No, we didn’t know that either, but we apparently can, and Ed did – a move which seemed to take the wind out of the sails of the lot of the extreme right-wingers who kept going on about the EU and immigrants. It’s a lot easier to push those fanatics aside when the only EU migrants here are gainfully employed and demonstrably contributing to society – especially when unemployment is so low and the new higher minimum wage has helped living standards.

“Nigel Farage? Oh, he was the UKIP bloke, right? Yeah, we don’t hear much from him these days, not since that near-death auto-asphyxiation incident was caught on camera. I mean, who has a danger wank in the conference room of the EU’s Strasbourg offices?

“David Cameron hung around for a couple of months, then quit – it seems he doesn’t have much of a stomach for a fight – and then Boris took over. Right up until the scandal about his affair. He probably had it in your universe as well; you just don’t know about it – yet. It’s Theresa May now. Oh, you too? Yes, she’s shit here as well.

“Jacob Rees-Mogg? Never heard of him. Sorry.

“The global economy is a little sluggish, but the US is doing pretty well, and Hilary Clinton seems to have calmed things down in the middle east while keeping the Russians at bay. Putin seems very cross all of the time, almost like he’s wasted a lot of money recently. No, I’ve no idea either.

“A Brexit? No. What’s that then?”
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At this rate Labour might as well bring back Ed Miliband as Labour leader with the campaign slogan "Chaos with Boris or Chaos with Ed Miliband!"

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Re: UK Conservative Leadership Race: Who Will Be the UK's Next Prime Minister?

Labour has not had a competent leader since Blair. As much as I despise that war mongering cunt, the guy who knew how to campaign, how to handle questioning and how to lead.

Brown was useless, Ed Miliband was weak and Corbyn is fucking crazy. No wonder Labour have not been able to take power.

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I would be shocked if Boris doesn't win the leadership contest.
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Its quite telling how bad labour are fucking up when they can't even look good in the middle of this conservative chaos.
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Re: UK Conservative Leadership Race: Who Will Be the UK's Next Prime Minister?

I swear, British politics is actually surreal right now. On the one side there's the Tories and whatever the fuck the Maybot was doing for the last couple years. Now it's Bullingdon Boy Boris de Pfeffel Johnson next up to the Brexit sacrificial altar with Jeremy Cunt waiting in the wings for his turn, all still held hostage by a minority group in their own party and fighting themselves more than their opposition. And on the opposing side we have Labour with that lunatic Corbyn and a small group of Brexiters up against almost the entire rest of the party who are freaking out because they lost HUGE numbers to the pro-Remain parties in the EU parliamentary elections. All whilst fighting themselves, the current figureheads continuously campaign about renegotiating the Brexit deal (both sides) all whilst the EU have unequivocally stated that there are no more negotiations. And still nobody's ACTUALLY doing anything to sort out the Brexit fiasco in a way that doesn't just arse fuck us and push us into the worst sort of disaster capitalism so Mogg and his cronies can get ever wealthier at our expense. Brilliant.

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If I were any of the candidates I would seriously consider waiting until this turd show of Brexit is tied up. Why put yourself in this poisoned chalice of a job? Wait until its out of the way then swoop in and pick up the left overs.
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Re: UK Conservative Leadership Race: Who Will Be the UK's Next Prime Minister?

Boris to win (or lose depending on your stance).
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Weird that the contest comes to a big Johnson versus a massive Cunt.
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actually not even bothered about who wins. every single 'candidate' in the running is a cunt

everything is fucked either way unless you're worth zillions

corbyn should probably resign out of embarrassment - imagine being unable to beat the maybot 1vs1 in a field of wheat, then still being unable to do any damage against this absolute shambles of a tory party

this is why labour are in ruins in every part of the uk (minus wales)
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I actually thought this was a parody for a second, 110 million for a yacht? Fuck off.
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