Just a thought. Where the fuck do you guys want them to sign people? WWE raided the market this past year and most of the big names outside WWE are under contract with the likes of IMPACT, NJPW, ROH or MLW. Please elaborate.
#1 No one under 6ft (lets ignore the guy they all want to blow in MJF is 5ft7)
#2 No one that has ever worked for an OUTLAW MUDSHOW
#3 Must be on steroids (I guess that's why they like
Not like these idiots have ever seen a match outside of WWE, and the 3 AEW shows to decide if they like him because he's great in ring)
#4 Must be willing to lose to MJF, and blow him in the ring whenever is required.
#5 NO FAT FUCKS
#6 Japanese woman are fine as long as they're fine on the eyes. Any ugly ones can go to LOLTNA (assuming they don't know its been IMPACT for a few years)
#7 NO WWE REJECTS. Please ignore them all now kissing Spears' ass, and saying he was criminally underutilised.
#8 NO ONE WITH A DUMB GIMMICK. Again, please ignore them all now loving A Boy and his Dinosaur.
#9 Must be willing to cut promos that put MJF over as the GOAT.
#10 Must be someone they've heard of because googling someone you don't know takes effort, and we don't have time for that shit.