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Join Date: Sep 2012
Re: John Cena vs. CM Punk #1 Contender's Match
FFS! When will Cena learn that he just can't fucking do hurricanranas! I mean wtf!? People say the guy cant wrestle and so Cena thinks "Hmmmm... I know, I'll start pulling off crazy ass luche libre moves!" Well that would be fine, if he could actually fucking do them! Which he can't! I mean what's he gonna try next? A moonsault? A fucking moonsault!? Seriously, Cena needs to stop doing moves he can't pull off properly or else he's gonna break his fucking neck... wait a minute... what am I saying? Okay forget what I said. Cena needs to do more crazy ass luche style moves, like all the time. In fact, his matches should consist solely of him attempting crazy ass backflip moves that result in botchful hilarity.