U mean the pink n the stink; the beardo and the weirdo?
Top 5 (In Ring today):
1. Dean "FISTS FLYIN N' FEET FLYIN" AMBROSE - #LUNATICFRINGE
2. Seth "KNEES SELLING N' LEGS KICKIN" ROLLINS - #MRMITB
3. Randy "SCOOP SLAMMIN N' RKOIN" Orton - #CORPORATEHEEL
4. Luke "DISCUS CLOTHESLINESNIN N' SUICIDE DIVING" Harper -#YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA
5. Antonio "GUT STOMPIN N' CESARO SWINGIN" Cesaro - #HEYMANDROPPED
6. Daniel "YOU GON GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICK IN" Bryan - #MIA
Top 10 All Time Greats(in any order):
1. Shawn Michaels
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. The Undertaker
4. William Regal
5. Chris Jericho
6. Daniel Bryan
7. MASKED Kane
8. Rey Mysterio
9. Kurt Angle
10. Stone Cold
People tuned up because they thought they were going to see something titillating. What they got was a strip show and five minutes of two people rumbling around under the blankets while Lawler hooted and hollered.
I was never so happy to see Ric Flair turn up in my life.
Rhodes and Striker both have the mustaches for the 70's porno vibe, get Chyna (since she's apparently doing porno now)---add some of Lawler's not so subtle innuendos and Cole yelling "Vintage Chyna" during the action and watch the ratings soar.
"Please hold for a second, I gotta whoop this guy's ass."