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Re: **The Official Raw Ratings Thread** (Discuss Ratings In Here)
Makes you wonder just what they're going to have to do to climb out of this ratings hole they've dug themselves into. Probably something really lame, like a "who's the father" angle with Truth, Kofi and Kelly Kelly, or giving the tag titles to 2 guys dressed up as Donatello and Leonardo from TMNT. Or fuck, why not have Big Show challenge Stephen Hawking? If we're going for full on tastelessness, look no further than a giant beating up a wheel-chair bound cripple in front 20000 fans.
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