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Please, enough with the pointless Mark Henry usage.

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#1 ·
Wow Rusev is totally going to get over beating Mark Henry.

From feuding with Dolph Ziggler to Cesaro to Kevin Owens..to Mark Henry

Was there really no one else that could have used the 3 minutes of fame jobbing to Rusev?

Please stop turning him face and heel every match.

You're going to make him break Big Show's record.

When will Henry retire?

Please book somebody else.

Why was he in the IC title chamber?

Is Dolph Ziggler still shooting that movie?

Does seeing Mark Henry add any extra value of feeling good or bad to your experience?

When is Dolph Ziggler coming back I can't believe I'm asking for more of the story but I just want a reason for Henry to not be randomly and boringly placed.

Was Rusev beating Mark Henry important?

Even R-Truth would have been better because he can actually move.

Come on know Mark Henry is not going to win.

Nobody's gonna get their ass kicked.

Nobody's gonna get their wig split.

(In fact, anyone with a wig, will not have it split, it will be intact)

Get beat up, get beat up

Get my neck broke, get my neck broke

The chocolate ain't sexy anymore.

What is he a diva like Alicia Fox? He turns face and heel every week, he's practically a diva.

Please I just don't care, enough with the Mizark.

You couldn't have given us a rematch from Smackdown with Swagger that was actually good?

Isn't Three 6 Mafia like years and years old now I can't believe they are still paying for the licensing of that song

Are you sure there wasn't anyone else to job to Rusev this week?

Wait a second, I just got it, Three...6...Mafia...as in 666? Does that mean they're Satanists?

Please, anyone else.

Book something else.

Is it bad that I am requesting somebody to be better at jobbing? At least I kinda want to care about the value of the said jobber in a competitive contest for 3 minutes maybe.

There's gotta be something else.

Why can't you send Mark Henry out during Superstars or something?

How can you even split somebody's wig when they aren't wearing one? I don't even know what that means.

(Ice Out)
 
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#3 ·
OH MY GOSH, I forgot that match was announced on Raw.

Oh my gosh THAT IS TORTURE!!!!

I seriously forgot to include it in my senile rant.

Please give that to somebody else, someone else could use the random five minutes of fame, anybody.

I'd rather watch a 3on2 handicap match vs. The New Day, that would actually be more entertaining.

Please book something else.

The fact that I forgot about that proves something.

(Thanks for pointing that out).
 
#6 ·
Few issues with what you just said...

No.1

The Shield was first defeated by a clean decisive win on June 14th, 2013 Smackdown by Team Hell No and Randy Orton. When Rollins tapped out to Daniel Bryan That "Mark Henry" defeat you saw was 2 months later in August where Rob Van Dam pinned Dean Ambrose in a 6-man tag partnering with Big Show and Mark Henry. If anything, according to your logic, Daniel Bryan was catapulted into Main Event by being the guy to get the first fall over The Shield. Which he was and he's got another year of steam on it according to your logic! (and it DID help a lot in Daniel Bryan's push)

No.2

It wasn't a moment remembered for Henry going over, it was a moment remembered for Rob Van Dam having a fighting chance at beating Dean Ambrose for the U.S. title at SummerSlam.

No.3

According to that logic, Henry is certainly running out of steam on year 2. Even though he wasn't the first guy to beat The Shield. The validity is just gone, like his hair and quite a bit of his weight. ;)
 
#7 ·
I don't know. Henry's pretty much washed in terms of being a legitimate standout but he should still have value. The never-ending swapping between heel and face alignments are due to a lack of plans with him. Regardless, I hate it when they make it so exceedingly obvious that they don't care about someone or need a role to be filled quickly.
 
#8 ·
I don't have any issues with Henry, he's too old and broken down to be anything more than a enhancement guy now but in that role he's useful as he's still viewed as a fairly tough guy to beat based on what he's done in the past so a win over him is more of a rub than say beating Zack Ryder which means nothing because everyone beats Ryder.

He's a loyal veteran and deserves his spot on the roster until he decides to call it a day which can't be too far away now, he's basically in the position they used The Great Khali in up until his release, difference is Henry can actually work a short passable match.
 
#9 ·
They need to just release the guy now. He's ridiculously injury prone and his 2013 feud with Cena was his last hoorah. It probably would of been for the best if that 2013 retirement speech had been legit because once that Cena feud ended he has done nothing apart from turn face and heel several times and pick up numerous injuries.
 
#10 ·
I don't like Mark Henry being booked to be a complete jobber. He doesn't need to hold a belt or be in the middle of a hot feud but his credibility shouldn't be stripped of him. When he loses, it should mean something. But it doesn't since he loses all the time now. He should be a dominant force that the likes of Rusev, Reigns and others go through to make it to the next level. It shouldn't be easy to put Henry down.

Never forget:

 
#12 ·
He signed a three year contract right before the 2013 Cena feud. He's got another year or so before its done and I don't see him renewing it.

I dug the Hall of Pain, the retirement speech, etc... He needs one last run an unstoppable force. A 2-3 PPV program that he's sent off with (where someone gets a decent rub for retiring him).
 
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#13 ·
The world´s strongest man still got it !! He is way more entertaining than Reigns, Neville or Ziggler. You´re right with the booking. Please let´s have another big Hall of Pain run. Was so awesome having him as WHC. That´s what he do !!
 
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#22 ·
Much like Big Show there is just really nothing left for Mark Henry to do anymore in this company. But he prob wont be going away anytime soon.
Is there anything left for him now. The man is probably already set in stone as a Hall of Fame Legend, the mans had so mnay great moments in the company and been involved in some memorable angles and given given his charity WWE WHC run which deserved to be alot longer to be honest!

I think the mans time is at the end now, and he is just fading himself out of the company!
 
#24 · (Edited)
I know how to set up his last run too.

Have him demolish everyone in one of those repetitive six man tag Raw main events and then proceed to destroy people + stuff for a few weeks with no promo or explanation.

When it comes time for the promo, he says that it IS time to retire and that his contract runs out in ____ months. This time it's legit. But before he goes into the Hall of Fame (make him the 2016 headliner)....he's going to induct as many people as possible into the Hall of Pain.

Then let Roman beat him and get the rub they wanted him to get from beating Brock (I'd prefer Balor, Owens, or a good African-American wrestler, like Titus or soon-to-debut Apollo Crews/Uhaa Nation).
 
#26 ·
If my math is correct, he has less than a year left on his contract. Henry was on Jericho's podcast and said that Vince had talked him out of retirement and he signed a 3 year deal. This was when the retirement speech was turned into a storyline. So unless he re-ups, Henry's deal is done next summer.
 
#27 ·
nevermind
 
#30 ·
Mark Henry should be a guy that's down in NXT. Not a shitpiece like Rhyno.
 
#31 ·
Wtf do they still call him the Worlds Strongest Man when Reigns, Rusev and others have squashed him in minutes. Turn him heel and have him have a min feud with Cesaro over that title. Cesaro squashes him and is then known as WWE's Strongest Man. Henry can retire then.
 
#34 ·
He's basically just a job-toy at this point. It doesn't help anyone either because you know if he's in a match there's a big chance he's going to lose AND it's going to be a short match, which does nothing even for his opponent who's scoring the win. But I guess when you have three hours to fill every Monday night, you just need to shit to fill in time. Another reason to go back to two hours.
 
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