He's got the look, he's got the attitude, he's got the moves, and most importantly, he's got "it". All he has to do is put Cena out of action for a while, and there should be no doubt in anyone's mind that this young man's the real deal, and not just some cocky upstart who got lucky one time.
Whether he wins or loses at BG,( preferably wins), all Cena has to do is come out and congratulate him on proving to him that he's a real man. Kevin then comes out and seems to accept Cena's praise, but then he charges into the ring and tackles Cena to the mat, and then proceeds to beat the living hell out of him. He then drags him outside the ring, and then sends him face first into the steel ring post. He then puts Cena's left arm right next to the ring post, and then proceeds to ram the ring steps into his arm, he does it again to his other arm afterward.
Next, he targets Cena's legs, he grabs a steel chair from ringside, and then wraps it around Cena's left leg. He then delivers two elbow drops to his leg, ending with a third one off the top rope, and...you know the rest.
He then smashes Cena's bare back with a steel chair, until it breaks from the impact of the strikes. Finally, for the epic conclusion, he puts the ring steps from earlier underneath the announce table, and finally he pop up powerbombs Cena, through the announce table, right on to the steps.
He then grabs a mic, gets in the ring, and proceeds to cut the following promo.
"You see kids?!? THAT....THAT right there, laying limp & lifeless outside the ring....is your "hero". You see now why the only person you can really depend on in life is yourself? I do what I do to support my two kids & wife, wanna know why HE does what he does??? I'll sum it all up in one word....MONEY!!! That's the reason why he's been pandering to you all for 10 years now!! That's why he pretends to "support" the troops!! That's why he's done so much Make A Wish!! It's all so you'll have no choice but to like him! It's not about the greater good, it's not because he cares so much about all of you, it's because he wants you all to like and respect him, so that way you're kids will get you to run off to the store, to buy his hideous looking merchandise!!"
"See...what makes me not only a better man, but a better role model than him, is that I don't need to convince any of you to cheer or boo me. I'm not here for that, I don't care about the troops, I don't care about Make a Wish, and I sure as hell don't give a DAMN about any of you!!! There's only TWO things that matter to me, and that's myself and my family!!!" I'm my own living, breathing, walking inspiration!....so let this be a lesson to you kids....think for yourself, fight for what you think is worth fighting for, and above all.....TRUST NO ONE!!!!!"
He then drops the mic and exits the ring.
Emt's and offcials arrive to carry Cena's limp body off on a stretcher, to which the arena is engulfed with the sound of immense happiness and glee, from I imagine a very large portion of the male audience in attendance, as well as the smell of urine and tears from a very sad & heartbroken Cena fanbase, who just watched their messiah get fucking obliterated, by the big, mean, fat, ugly, doodoo head....said by a Cena fan, the age of 7.
I'll post more later, but I've got to get some shuteye for now...but let me know what you all think!
Whether he wins or loses at BG,( preferably wins), all Cena has to do is come out and congratulate him on proving to him that he's a real man. Kevin then comes out and seems to accept Cena's praise, but then he charges into the ring and tackles Cena to the mat, and then proceeds to beat the living hell out of him. He then drags him outside the ring, and then sends him face first into the steel ring post. He then puts Cena's left arm right next to the ring post, and then proceeds to ram the ring steps into his arm, he does it again to his other arm afterward.
Next, he targets Cena's legs, he grabs a steel chair from ringside, and then wraps it around Cena's left leg. He then delivers two elbow drops to his leg, ending with a third one off the top rope, and...you know the rest.
He then smashes Cena's bare back with a steel chair, until it breaks from the impact of the strikes. Finally, for the epic conclusion, he puts the ring steps from earlier underneath the announce table, and finally he pop up powerbombs Cena, through the announce table, right on to the steps.
He then grabs a mic, gets in the ring, and proceeds to cut the following promo.
"You see kids?!? THAT....THAT right there, laying limp & lifeless outside the ring....is your "hero". You see now why the only person you can really depend on in life is yourself? I do what I do to support my two kids & wife, wanna know why HE does what he does??? I'll sum it all up in one word....MONEY!!! That's the reason why he's been pandering to you all for 10 years now!! That's why he pretends to "support" the troops!! That's why he's done so much Make A Wish!! It's all so you'll have no choice but to like him! It's not about the greater good, it's not because he cares so much about all of you, it's because he wants you all to like and respect him, so that way you're kids will get you to run off to the store, to buy his hideous looking merchandise!!"
"See...what makes me not only a better man, but a better role model than him, is that I don't need to convince any of you to cheer or boo me. I'm not here for that, I don't care about the troops, I don't care about Make a Wish, and I sure as hell don't give a DAMN about any of you!!! There's only TWO things that matter to me, and that's myself and my family!!!" I'm my own living, breathing, walking inspiration!....so let this be a lesson to you kids....think for yourself, fight for what you think is worth fighting for, and above all.....TRUST NO ONE!!!!!"
He then drops the mic and exits the ring.
Emt's and offcials arrive to carry Cena's limp body off on a stretcher, to which the arena is engulfed with the sound of immense happiness and glee, from I imagine a very large portion of the male audience in attendance, as well as the smell of urine and tears from a very sad & heartbroken Cena fanbase, who just watched their messiah get fucking obliterated, by the big, mean, fat, ugly, doodoo head....said by a Cena fan, the age of 7.
I'll post more later, but I've got to get some shuteye for now...but let me know what you all think!