Re: WrestleMania XXIX Match Card Predictions
The big 4 matches:
Cena/Punk/Rock - WWE strap (Cena wins, pins Punk, sets up thrice in a lifetime at Extreme Rules)
Taker/Lesnar - w/ Triple H as guest referee (Lesnar wins with reluctant count from Triple H, becomes most badass heel in wrestling history... nah, of course Taker wins again, zzzzz..)
Del Rio/Swagger - WHC - (ADR wins, a bunch of white and black kiddies in their new Cenation cap and t-shirts shout viva la razaaa in joyful unison. Then Ziggler attempts cash-in, fails in a pulsating and exciting 10 minute match with awesome nearfalls, ADR is hated by IWC forevermore)
The Shield vs. Ryback, Orton, Jericho.. (one of the 3 babyfaces turns heel and aligns with the Shield to give them the win, hopefully Orton)
..is harder to predict..
Big Show and Henry vs. Hell No - Tag team straps (Show/Henry win, because creative has no idea where else to put them on the card)
The Miz vs. Antonio Cesaro - US Title - (Miz wins, keeps his phony WM streak alive)
Wade Barrett vs, Sheamus - IC strap - (Sheamus wins, commentators big up how he has a WWE grand slam, 4 biggest singles titles.. would be a decent match)
Goldust vs. Cody Rhodes (Cody wins using one of Goldust's Shattered Dreams while the ref has bumped. Post-match, Goldust gets you still got it and thankyou chants and waves to the crowd with teary eyes as he leaves up the ramp for the last time)
Kaitlyn vs. Layla (heel), (Winner: nobody gives a fuck. Wins the Guiness book of records title for largest volume of piss excreted in a two minute period across the world)
.. or maybe that award will go to one of the 5-7 anti-bullying adverts we will see across the course of the 4 hour show.
Fandango finally debuts, interrupts some Brodus Clay dancing bullshit to biggest pop in history, decks Brodus and Tensai.
Damien Sandow interrupts whatever B-list celebrity they have hired and calls them an odious cretin etc. Gets smacked by whatever other crappy babyface isn't on the card (Zack Ryder?) who then parties with the shit celebrity until it fades to a backstage segment...
..with Khali, Hornswoggle, 3MB, Mae Young, Roddy Piper, Mick Foley, Iron Sheik, Snoop Dogg, William Regal and whatever other crazies are about, all happen to be dancing/shouting/arguing about something stupid until they are all interrupted by Ron Simmons who, after a long hesitation, shouts the word: DAMN
Bruno Sammartino has a cool, rare backstage promo with CM Punk, Cena or Rock.
Pre-show Match that nobody gives a shit about
Kofi and R-Truth vs. Prime Time Players
Also, a 5 minute battle royale that may be a dark match, or also on the pre-show, filled with the likes of Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd et al. Won by Bo Dallas or some crap, who eliminates a 3MB member.
Tried to use logic to predict what I think WWE will do, rather than just fantasy book.
Last edited by WashingtonD; 02-22-2013 at 05:33 PM.