X-bailey, my friend, how did the surgery go? It's nice to see you didn't lose your temper, seems like a good omen to me.
010101, it is a shame to see you go. "Go" as in leaving the people who took you into their family on the road and joining a group of weird looking and probably perverted strangers.
They built this obscure sect of cry-babies, who seem to lose a lot, but it's always everybody else's fault. There are also some weird rumors surrounding this group and their sexual preferences, involving Gynandromorphophilia, Plushophilia and Teratophilia. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Gunner, you say you care so much about this company. Did you also care about it when you left half a year ago? Leaving everybody hanging up to dry. Did you care about all of us six months ago? I don't think so. I think you were like
So what's your problem? You mad this thing works pretty well even without you?
Dandy, you used to be cool. One year ago we were raising hell together, fighting the man who now is the third member in your sausages-threesome. We fought him because we knew we were right and he was wrong. He mistreated us. We revolted and we won. We achieved our goal and made this a fairer place. But now, one year later what are you up to? Again your looking to disturb the sport. This time it is not because of something you believe in, but just for the sake of bitching and complaining. Although I have the same opinions as last year when everybody treated me like a villain, now most people agree with me. We won.
What else is your goal? What do you want to achieve? Let's pretend for a minute that down the road you really get control of the company. So what you gonna do then? About whom will complain when you are in charge?
Last and probably least, the_modern_myth. What the fuck is even your problem? When you came back last month you even asked me live in front of the world to see if I was gonna join you. My answer was that I see no reason for it and that as the chief operator I am trying to stay neutral. Do you feel like this is a threatening answer? I guess you do, because after that you acted like prophet gone crazy. You talk incoherrent, incorrect and unimportant stuff just to get attention
So whats your real agenda? I have the following theory: you walked into Wrestlemania the Forum Champion and I walked out of Wrestlemania the Forum Champion. It is that simple.
You ran away, hid in some cave crying and calling your stuffed-animal-friends (I see. Now we know where at least one of these talked about rumors comes from.) After six months you realized your stuffed friends don't REALLY talk to you so you called up who is right next in line in the food chain, Gunner and Dandy.
While you were crying I defended that title among others for 7 months. I fought for it like I never did before. Now I lost it. But I got back up, congratulated the winner and held my head up high (admittedly in most parts because I am sure I am going to win it back sooner than later.)
Why don't you try some of that instead of bitching around like Gunner does when he has to run a marathon with sand in his vagina?
Also, further teasing the championship matches for next month, the Forum, IC and US titles each will be defended against 3 contenders. Again I am a proud to say that this will be something completely new, a challenge no champion has ever faced before.
That's the tease for tonight, but I have one more small announcement:
The thread for the next event will be opened way sooner than usual, including a card (obviously subject to change)
have a nice day
Edit: I just heard what Gunner said a few minutes ago. I think I already commented about this partly before. About the competitors I "ignore":
dude, for christ sake I am not even kidding where they fuck did you get that from? Did you even look at last week's card? Go ahead and count how many of your "silent" people were on the card. Don't be afraid to use your fingers to count if you need to.