Regularly Beating Up James Ellsworth
Join Date: Feb 2012
Re: Official The Rock vs. CM Punk Discussion Thread
316AE, I was talking more about actual commentary, bro. Not in the live thread.
Like you going ham whenever Rock sells for Punk especially his pathetic, little kicks with those malnourished, vanilla legs of his but will emphasize how the GOAT (Maradona/Ali/Jordan/Federer of wrestling) is giving an Oscar-caliber performance (ala Scorpion King/Fast 5 which all broke records and were box office hits BTW) and is making a janitor, hack of a champion look like a billion bucks. When Rock does the spinebuster, you will also say the spine on the pine by the greatest of all time. Damn, what a line.
Tyrion will have an exclusive Tyrion mine of his own with a poster of Barrett posing with the world title on the door (current avy), have a nervous breakdown anytime Rock goes for the cover, will also give subtle hints on if this match isn't the MANIA main event, he won't be calling the PPV and in general will consistently whine, moan and be the ultimate pessimist throughout. Both Tyrion and you will no sell each other's comments BTW, as if you two are having a different conversation or sitting at opposite poles.
Clique will be the WF JR, focusing on the action, calling it down the middle and letting us know how COMPELLING the match is.