[checkcola]

Originally Posted by Amuroray

Rock just needs some practice. He hasnt done a promo since raw1000. Give him a break,we all know hes the best in the business on the mic. However the guy was awful last night. Embarrassing.

The Rock was a 100 times better here than he was against John Cena. He actually has a real mission statement this time (not just the I will out-entertain you nonsense he and Cena got bogged down in).

[Shazayum]

Originally Posted by The-Rock-Says

How was he awful? He was very good in the promo. Are people actually judging the whole promo cause he said cookie puss? Jeez.

Yup, that's what people are doing. I loved Rock's promo, especially the last few seconds of his promo when he was screaming about how he was going to kick CM Punk's ass. GOOSEBUMPS.

13:05

[The-Rock-Says]

Indeed. I might give this place a swerve until after the RR. It might actually ruin the feud for me.

[mrmacman]

Rock should of been a chef. He knows his rolls, candy ass, pie, and cereal, and now ice cream.

He would tear up Iron Chef. Today's secret ingredient is "It doesn't matter what the secret ingredient is!"
The Rock is going to make you a 5 course meal. First were going to start out with croissants' (but these are rolls.) Know your roll and shut your mouth!
The fact of the matter is this, The Rock says he's got 4 more plates to go. Not 3 not 5 not 6 not 69 not 666 not 316 not 414, but 4....
2nd plate The Rock has a nice plate of spaghetti. Not just any plate of spaghetti, but a spaghetti with two meatballs. The Rock says eat the Rock's spaghetti and try not to choke on The Rocks balls.
3rd plate The Rock has for you The People's Elbow Macaroni. Rock took the macaroni, and put it in a bowl. Rock took some Velvetta, some colby jack, mozzarella, some brie, cheddar, and heated it all up, stir it up real nice, and stuck it straight up your candy ass!
4th plate is going to be real nice. The Rock has prepared for you Rice-A-Roni Jabroni. For all the Millions and Millions of the Rocks fans chanting his name. Because Finally, The Rock has come back to San Francisco.
Now for the last dish for tonight. The Rock has for you the best dessert ever created. PIE. Get your forks ready and your whipped cream, Because the Rock is ready to slice that sweet delicious cherry smack your lips roody pooey fresh and fruity pebble cookie puss scrumptious PIE. If you Smell what the Rock is Cookin'.

The Rock says the same thing every time, but he still delivers in such a way you never get tired of it. He's the Billy Mays of wrestling. Hi The Rock here with another promo. If you like the Mighty Putty, It doesn't matter if you like Mighty Putty!

THIS

[Undertaker23RKO]

As someone who isn't really a fan of either, Punk destroyed Rock last night.

[Brye]

Originally Posted by The-Rock-Says

How was he awful? He was very good in the promo. Are people actually judging the whole promo cause he said cookie puss? Jeez.

You should know this place by now.

30 minute match with one slip up = botchfest

One lame phrase in a 30 minute promo = awful

Someone stumbles on a word = NO CHARISMA

The people wanna be miserable and by gawd I'm not gonna stop them.

[ChickMagnet12]

Originally Posted by The-Rock-Says

Indeed. I might give this place a swerve until after the RR. It might actually ruin the feud for me.

+1

This forum will be unbearable until this feud finishes.

Absolute morons. If Rock says something "childish" and a strong Punk mark calls it out, Rock mark will mention ratings. That's it folks, the next 100 pages of this thread paraphrased for you all. Enjoy.

[Rock316AE]

Loved the old school "It doesn't matter!" setup, first time he did it since Cole on the night he returned IIRC. The Rock was on fire and made money line after line. People really trying to take a simple joke and turn it into a 20 minutes promo? desperation on another level. Cookie puss was chanted on cue, that's what the crowd came to see and hear, that's what The Rock gives them and will continue to do so, look at the reaction and excitement when Rock says that they know something special is going to happen(referring to a chant). Crowd loved every second of it and rightfully so, because you can look at things on paper, you can look at things from different guys, but you only need to look at Rock doing what he does best and that's delivering a fun attraction in everything he says. Which is why he's the best the industry has ever seen. Nobody GETS IT like The Rock it will probably never change. That sold out crowd for RAW in Tampa didn't buy all the tickets to hear wrestlers crying about kayfabe, pushes or backstage politics bullshit, they came to be entertained and that's exactly what Rock gave to them as usual. Incredible performance.

[BHfeva]

Yesterday's promo was absolute gold. Punk was gold, Rock was gold, i'm buying it.

[fulcizombie]

All I can say after yesterday's promo is....CMPUNK , CMPUNK, CMPUNK !!! He was beyond phenomenal . His nihilistic promo was something else ....